Damn, Dallas. I’m so jealous that you get to see Uni and I can’t be there! Please give her a big hug and deep kiss for me. Also, you’d better talk me up and say nice things about me, or you’ll get a real spanking in Oct! In fact, I just may spank you anyway out of sheer envy!
Apologies to the OP if I’ve gone too far off into the weeds...