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							Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch!  Just reading some of these stories is making my shamrock hurt!
I sprained my wrist not long ago on an escapade... Maybe I'll share that later.  Evil grin.  And there's the time I got a wicked boo-bruise in a cemetery, and there's the stick shift in the wrong place during car cavorting, and the green goo that dried and dyed a swath in my hair from jello shots, and my strawberry reaction from a shillelagh polishing, and the guy who made me wear his dead wife's bra, and the bed at a hotel a fellow and I broke bouncing, and the gent who passed out in the hotel hot tub, and... and... and... 
I've accumulated lots of stories in my 13-year carnal career, some funny, some frightening.  I should write a book with Dallas!
						
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
				
				
				
					
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