I've read every post, seen all sorts of statistics, heard all sorts of claims, seen cock-love blossom, invites extended, cock-lookers-are- gay jokes, an actual dick pic from a dude who, if he were any more white, he'd be clear, (that I really would have rather not), and have even seen some guy-to-guy 'nice dick' compliments, all the way up to formulas for calculating a woman's stretch during child birth, only to ask myself, "WTF have I been reading?", ...and, "why?". loll!

insomnia is a bitch.

I don't know where poor ol' Thumper falls into the mix.


I wasn't born in the states...


...so, unfortunately, Thumper's metric.