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A rapper got something to say about Cardi B(pasted & copied,)

It was cool but Cardi B’s twerk wind had the whole set smelling like dead raccoons. I know she a blood but shorty smell like blood too. It was sad because she too fine and real for that” says Blueface.

In case you are wondering, "twerk wind" is the rush of air that is released when a woman twerks her butt. Blueface allegedly suggested that the air behind Cardi's twerking butt was foul smelling.

A infamous provider told me a funny story about a provider/friend that had a similar B.O. situation. She placed chairs around her bed to barricade the area, she didn't want her stinky friend sitting on her bed. Awkward when she didn't want to hurt her friends feelings

How would you tell your friend they have B.O?
LOL! Good thread.

Every once in a while I have to tell my wife that her breath smells like she’s been snacking from the kitty litter box. Humor helps to get the point across nicely.

When I was in the army there was a guy in my unit that decided he didn’t want to bathe any more. Since he was from my home town, I was elected to be the guy to tell him to shape up and bathe. He complied. The consequences of noncompliance were dire.

If you’re a provider with a smelly client, and you don’t want to be direct, you can suggest that you start your date with a shower for two.