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    Funniest quote I've seen in a while.....

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    The visual alone made me chuckle.
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    Ha! You know me, always cracking jokes. Glad you like my witty twisted humor ❤️
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitty bunny fuck View Post
    Ha! You know me, always cracking jokes. Glad you like my witty twisted humor ❤️
    The more twisted, the better. LOL You might actually appreciate mine, which often eludes the feeble minded.
    Ask about any of my past encounters.

    Rudeness is the weak persons imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer

    Supporting selfish people is a waste of time and energy! They will always find an excuse to blame you for their own mistakes!
    ― Lily Amis


    As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Dont bother to brush it off. Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance. Having a sense of humor saves you.

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