Ahahahaha. Funny. Hey, if one can look at it that way and that's what he's got to work with more power to 'em I say. At least it's a good emotional/self-esteem outlook!On the other end of the spectrum, I identify with this joke I heard as a teen:
A guy picks up a prostitute and takes her to a motel room. When he undresses, she sees he's already fully erect at 2 inches. She laughs and asks him, "Who do you expect to please with THAT???"
He says, "Me." ;-)