Do you want happy ending?!

[AlexandraSand]

I have inked my pants:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkPpxbg9DEE

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

I always wondered what went on at AMPs. Now I know. Thank you for the intel.

One good joke deserves another...

A group of school boys were talking on the school playground. “What’s a penis?” One asked. None of the boys knew. Little Johnny told the boys that he would ask his dad and report back.

That night at home little Johnny asked his dad: “dad,what’s a penis?” His dad stood up, dropped his pants, pointed between his legs, and said: “that son is a penis. In fact, it’s the PERFECT penis.”

The next day, the boys gathered on the school playground. They asked if Johnny talked to his dad and if Johnny learned what a penis was. Johnny dropped his pants, pointed between his legs, and said: “This, boys, is a penis...and if it was just three inches shorter it would be perfect.”

[AlexandraSand]

Bahahahahah!
How about them apples!!!