Other forms of payment

[pyramider]

Somebody tried to pay me with an actual chihuahua once!

(He got "stuck" with it after a divorce. I found the dog a good home, but no, I don't take wee woofs in trade. The Irish Chihuahua Refuge is maxed out, and my current puppy pimps don't want any more competition for treats and attention. Selfish, they are.)

Chihuahua burritos solve both issues above.


Note:

Cash App and Venmo require IOS 10.5 or higher. This means if one has an older phone IOS 10.5 may not be able to download to the phone.

[Fancyinheels]

Payment in puppies sounds like a paradise utopia land and we should find that place immediately.

[Italia DiBella]

A prepaid check.
*key word* "prepaid"
No bouncy basketball checks lol

[bb1961]

lol @ you

Think nobody's watching your ATM withdrawals?

Go take a walk

Yeah the iliuminati.....

[Securitized]

Yeah the iliuminati.....

Actually, your banker is. They can file a Suspicious Activity Report on you without your knowledge.

[Cc.goliath]

Does anybody need a laptop? Haha serious question PM me

[bb1961]

Actually, your banker is. They can file a Suspicious Activity Report on you without your knowledge.

All the millions and millions of ATM withdrawals daily.....better be careful....your banker is watching!!!!
They have nothing better to do than monitor ATM withdrawals 24/7!!!
File the report with???
Calling all cars...calling all cars BOLO for suspicious ATM activity...LOL

[Cc.goliath]

All the millions and millions of ATM withdrawals daily.....better be careful....your banker is watching!!!!
They have nothing better to do than monitor ATM withdrawals 24/7!!!
File the report with???
Calling all cars...calling all cars BOLO for suspicious ATM activity...LOL

Haha when I bought my last home I had to explain to my lender about a $200 deposit....um bday gift

[bb1961]

Haha when I bought my last home I had to explain to my lender about a $200 deposit....um bday gift

Your credit must suck....why would a mortgage lender ask about a $200 DEPOSIT??
Did the tell you they were monitoring your ATM activity...

[CVKatie]

The banks are required by law now to monitor for suspicious activity. Used to be voluntary, but it is now the law for them to be nosy about your business.

[lovelyxxxo]

The banks are required by law now to monitor for suspicious activity. Used to be voluntary, but it is now the law for them to be nosy about your business.

Simply tell them you have a freelance bisness of your choosing that payments are often cash (landscaper, painter, handyman, dancer,private party planner, independant distributor, etc. ) these dont require a bisness liscense as a requirment.

[lovelyxxxo]

Airline miles....hotel points....whatever else

I will gladly take trades. But, because cash is king, a trade is always gonna take a backseat if I have someone who wants the same time slot with cash in hand. Trades can be harder to schedule, but if you are patient I will make it happen.

I have square point of sale this transaction shows up as a zija retail charge ( independant distributor sale ) i also take paypal through my bisness account which is also zija distributor..

However square requires a signature

[kerwil]

Have you paid in some other sort of way to a independent provider other than the usual?
Couple years ago I was at work and eager for some action during lunch, took uber to a spot and do my thing. I had my laptop and personal belongings with me cause I figured I would head out after and not back to work. The girl asked about my laptop and offered to take that instead. Of course I cut that off, paid and left.

Nope, no need to.

[lovelyxxxo]

The banks are required by law now to monitor for suspicious activity. Used to be voluntary, but it is now the law for them to be nosy about your business.

Just go pay 20 bucks get a bisness liscense as whatever and it eliminates any quistions tell em its a side bisness

[Beau Derierre]

I will trade for Verified Gift cards. I do add 20% . But some gentlemen simply can not withdraw cash without SO asking Questions.

This has worked well over the years. Gift cards spend just like cash