I got the call and I am moving out of state, next week. I'm going to miss a bit of this. There's little to no hobby activity where I'm going. So, to all the ladies: Thank you for the fun and interesting times. It's been a hoot. To my fellow mongers: I appreciate all the input and backup when doing the things mongers do in passing info and giving each other shit.
Pointers as a hobbyist to my fellow hobbyists (more for the new guys or those who just don't get it): 1) Don't be a dick. The last thing you need is your junk in someone's mouth when you do something to piss them off. You can't argue this. You're not gonna win in that situation. 2) Don't be afraid to ensure what services you are getting. Never assume. 3) Take a fucking shower you nasty fuck. Take a shower before hand and show up smelling nice. It will score points with the ladies. If necessary, take a shower when you arrive. 4) Remember that this is a hobby world. It's a business transaction. 5) Manage your expectations and remember that these are ladies, not commodities. 6) If a you don't want to go through their screening process, move on to someone else. If you don't like her rates, move on to someone else. If you don't like her services, move on to someone else. If you don't like her location, move on to someone else.
Suggestions for the ladies: 1) Please learn the geography of the city. Westchase is NOT the Galleria area. The "North side" kinda covers a huge area. Southwest....that goes from 610 all the way down to Sugar Land. I know you don't want to give a specific location right away, but at least narrow it down to the closest major intersection. We clients have to plan half our day around getting to see you when you're that far away. 2) Update those photos. They don't need to be weekly, but stop posting stuff that's over a year old. 3) Don't be afraid to get creative in marketing yourself. Seeing the same old ad day after day, week after week...yuck. 4) At the same time, please don't create those ads where a guy has to keep scrolling to read what your offering. Some of those things could be short stories in a Steven King anthology book.
Again, I've really enjoyed my time with the ladies and interacting with my fellow hobbyists. I may need to find someone to have the last hurrah with. I wish you all good luck in your future endeavors. Have fun and stay safe.
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