Ladies and Gentlemen, how do you prepare?

[LMSmurf]

Just another fun topic for the week. How do you like to prepare for a session? Besides a shower, of course.

I try to chug a bunch of water because I know I'm about to sweat my ass off, and I don't feel like getting a heat stroke while suffocating on those cheeks.

I know some ladies tell me they don't smoke and I tend to laugh, like "okay, Sarah. So you just have a couple of skunks fighting a territory war under the bed?"

Anyways, don't take this too seriously... Ladies too, feed the curiosity!

[ChevyGuy]

i groom myself atleast 3-4 days before if its been a while. just to not risk having any micro cuts or more serious cuts lol, shaving balls in a rush is an extreme sport. safety first for everybody.

[Beano.cook]

Somewhat similar to the above: shower (as close in time to the appointment), groom (shave balls, trim beard) a day or two before, lots of water, brush teeth and mouthwash.

[Chris34z]

I think the good ole Shit, shower, shave does the trick.

[TheMuffinMan]

- Manscape(trimming down the bush down there).
- Shower.
- Apply some moisturizer, like lotion.
- Apply deodorant
- Brush teeth, floss, and mouth wash.
- Put on a nice outfit.
- Put Cologne.
- Lastly, the most important: Make a stop to the bank and make a withdrawal for the donations.

[NYCTexas]

- Manscape(trimming down the bush down there).
- Shower.
- Apply some moisturizer, like lotion.
- Apply deodorant
- Brush teeth, floss, and mouth wash.
- Put on a nice outfit.
- Put Cologne.
- Lastly, the most important: Make a stop to the bank and make a withdrawal for the donations.

That should be a daily routine for most men, except for the bank withdrawal.

[DocHoliday]

Brush my teeth, shower and check my wallet for the correct donation and a cover.

[ChevyGuy]

read kamasutra and contemplate on sex life.