WORST things a provider has said to you-

[DocHoliday]

After producing a pistol from behind her back, the chick said "Put your hands up and slowly toss your wallet on the bed." To which I replied, I don't have a wallet. She then approached me, lowered the pistol and reached for my pocket. Seeing the opportunity, I quickly disarmed her and made my escape with her pistol.

This is why I never take my wallet into a meeting. You never know who is waiting for you on the other side of the door, ready to commit a felonious act on an unsuspecting trick.

[Terryeaton]

AGreed.. I leave my wallet, cell, everything out in the car... don't want any trouble.

[htownluvr]

at least you got a heads up. one time I had to find out the hard way🥴

[LatinaMoxie]

From a spa provider: We got to hurry up. It's not safe for you to stay here too long.

I missed my opportunity to yell "I am the one who knocks!"

Damn! I just spit my coffee lol!!!

[Ben Rhimene]

🤪🤪🤪 good one! GFE =Girlfriend experience. Girlfriends kiss...lol

Right?! A first date doesn't equal girlfriend. I hope Slick called her out on that BS...

[Bigtex6]

No, don’t touch me between legs, or on nipples, on first meet ….no lie, from a provider …you lie there, I give you partial bj and hj…then

“Did you expect to have intercourse today?”…..excuse me. From a provider advertising an open menu…

[rb09183942]

AGreed.. I leave my wallet, cell, everything out in the car... don't want any trouble.

I leave my wallet at home. I bring my DL, a credit card, and a little extra cash and leave them in the car. I do bring my phone with me, but lock it ahead of entering so nobody can point it at my face to unlock it without the code. What do you do about the car keys? I have a code panel on the door and can unlock the car from my phone, but am still working on how to leave the fob in the car and make the car actually stay locked. A Faraday Bag maybe?

[Summer blondie]

After producing a pistol from behind her back, the chick said "Put your hands up and slowly toss your wallet on the bed." To which I replied, I don't have a wallet. She then approached me, lowered the pistol and reached for my pocket. Seeing the opportunity, I quickly disarmed her and made my escape with her pistol.

This is why I never take my wallet into a meeting. You never know who is waiting for you on the other side of the door, ready to commit a felonious act on an unsuspecting trick.

wow that is horrible! Sorry that happened to you but I must say that sure sounds sexy disarming her and taking off with her pistol! That is hot! 🥰

[Birdieman74]

Wanted me to send deposit after two days earlier said she doesn’t ask for deposit. After arriving to incall messaged and said she just started but you can still use my mouth and ass.

[Zoom318]

Wanted me to send deposit after two days earlier said she doesn?t ask for deposit. After arriving to incall messaged and said she just started but you can still use my mouth and ass.

Hey Birdie,
PM me her profile, sounds hot

[BigCBD]

I used to see a girl regularly. A great massage and FS. We chatted a lot outside of ?work? and she was having problems with her husband. She thinks he slept with her friend.
Long story short, we set an appointment, skipped the massage and had sex the full hour. About half way through, she said something like ?he?s probably thinking WTF is taking so long.? She told him she had a grab a few things from the other girl there.
It clearly excited her she was fucking me while he waited. She barely fixed her hair after cleaning up. Some of the best sex I?ve had I think. It was like she was grudge-fucking and I wasn?t going to slow her down. lol

She?s still married, and I saw her Tuesday. Sex isn?t as good but the massage is amazing lol.

Who is she, i can always use an amazing massage with extras

[JMorrissey]

Years ago with a BP provider:

“I’m not going to suck your dick, you have to be clean shaved for me to suck it!”

Same provider:

“I’ll spread my pussy lips and you can play with your dick until you get hard than we can fuck.”

Needless to say I walked out with a massive set of blue balls.