TGIF Austin!

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Hhahaha that looks like me

Magic penis my ass!

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Happy Thursday Austin sinners.

Billy98 seduced me with her offensive humor, so I hope to meet her next week.

I am concerned that she and I will spend the entire two hours on her bed telling each other jokes.

Naked of course.

Be good to each other.

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Good morning Austin!
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Happy Friday all you sexy things!
Live long and prosper.
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It’s Friday kids! As the Eagles used to say, Take it to the limit!

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Hey it’s Friday! Come on mongers, let’s make ourselves useful!
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TGIF Austin! Enjoy your weekend in the sun. I look forward to a treat next week.
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F F Fun day :)

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It’s another happy Friday and a happy solstice to all you mongers and mongresses out there.

This week was my slow week. My blue balls week. But next week promises to be delicious. My woodcock is dancing in happy anticipation.



Soak in the warmth!

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Happy Friday Austin!

Until I retired I worked for almost fifty years as a CPA. If I could live life again I think I would be an astronomer, spending my days observing heavenly bodies. Like this.

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I have plans next week to check out a heavenly body. I will be conducting a geyser inspection.

Enjoy a sinful weekend. Stay horny my friends.

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Good morning Austin! It’s Friday!

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I had a delicious two hour tryst with my ATF earlier this week. Next week is my blue balls week, but I will power though it while eagerly anticipating my next encounter.

I learned something this week.

Earlier this week I went to Kind Clinic for my regular STI testing. The nurse took my blood, gave me a cup for a urine sample, and a qtip for a mouth swab. I asked why they need three samples. She said that the urine and mouth tests were for chlamydia and gonorrhea. The blood test was for all other STIs.

I then asked why they needed two tests for C and G. She said that although most STIs go through the entire body, C and G go where we put them.

I did not know that.

Enjoy your weekend and stay safe!

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Happy Friday Austin!

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TGIF AUSTIN!
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Truth be told, at my age I don’t worry about blue balls. I do however worry about using it or losing it. Long spells without bumping naughty bits make me sad. Poor me. But I should be back in the saddle in about ten days. Looking forward to that.

Have a wonderful weekend and happy hobbying.

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HAPPY FRIDAY AUSTIN!

Today is National Tell a Joke Day.

Q: Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
A: Because Ken comes in another box.

Today is also National Independent Workers Day. A tip of my hat to all you sexy independent workers out there.

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The past 3-4 weeks have been my driest spell since my Covid hiatus. But a multi-hour tryst next week with my ATF will make all things better. Color me excited.

Vita Bona Est!