Things that sound dirty on Thanksgiving

[NeonFool]

I hope everybuddy has a wonderful Thanksgiving!


"It's Cool Whip Time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Whew! That's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some."

"Don't play with your meat!"

"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!"

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow! I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back and take it easy! I'll do the rest."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

[SexySammy]

Can you Butter my biscuit please?

The turkeys not the only thing getting stuffed this Thanksgiving lol

[SexySammy]

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-lov...-pickup-lines/

Leave it to Cosmo to help everyway they can lol

[knottyman]

Somebody please tell grandma her tit is in the gravy boat...again!!

[SexySammy]

And to think if the Indians would've given the Pilgrims a Donkey instead of a Turkey, we'd all be getting a piece of ass for Thanksgiving