Worst three things a provider said to you.......they can be so cruel

[Hexecutive]

1 says cum for me when I’m not even close
2 I only do cbj
3 is a cum dodger

[Bigtex6]

1. You have 5 minutes left.
2. Are you close ?
3 You need to C**.

Yes, this. No 1 and 2 guarantee no 3 will not happen….my Dick actually withdraws and says to me “save the deposit for a better sperm donor!”

[Little guy]

1. I’m on my period
2. You’re too big
3. It looks like life has been treating you well (meaning, you have put on weight)

[ZeroTheHero]

1. Can you get me food, condoms,groceries etc.
2. You are too big for anal
3. Not texting you back when you let her know you arrived

[Birdieman74]

1. You have 5 minutes left.
2. Are you close ?
3 You need to C**.

Totally agree.

[Italia DiBella]

He may be too shy so I'll answer for him...me on Dec.13th
3 words
"No Double Dipping"

[Bigtex6]

1. Can you get me food, condoms,groceries etc.
2. You are too big for anal
3. Not texting you back when you let her know you arrived

3. Not texting you back when you let her know you arrived”

In the old days that would be grounds for an NCNS alert. Now it’s just fucking common, I had it happen two weeks ago with someone I had seen twice in the two months before…. To this day, they won’t respond and explain why. And I’m quite sure the lovely ladies on the board here have hobbyist who pull the same.

4. I had a flat tire/car wouldn’t start/auto trouble….. five minutes before the session… occasionally followed by a picture of a car on the side of the road that you know is 10 years old……

5. Bj? CFS? Oh no baby that’s extra…..

[ZeroTheHero]

3. Not texting you back when you let her know you arrived”

In the old days that would be grounds for an NCNS alert. Now it’s just fucking common, I had it happen two weeks ago with someone I had seen twice in the two months before…. To this day, they won’t respond and explain why. And I’m quite sure the lovely ladies on the board here have hobbyist who pull the same.

They usually reply back, 15 minutes later. She made up for it so I am good

[DiorDion]

I don't think I can come up with 3 things but when I first got started in the hobby I went to see a full service massage therapist. I show up and she says "I don't see black guys, but you seem nice so I'll make an exception." I declined and was on my way. To this day I make it a point to not give my business to any provider who currently or has previously advertised No AA.

I'm so sorry this happened to you and it's really unfortunate 😔

[SexySammy]

This thread was amusing to me and made me giggle a little.

But truly sorry yall have seen providers like this. I'm not a clock watcher but did add a clock with a projection function that points above the bed but really only use it for the hobbyist that take advantage of my time and are notorious for going over and then not tipping. Lol I think its funny when guys lay down and see it and say "well that's cool" lol and I'm like it's not for you unless you plan on taking advantage of me but its not up to me to remind a gent when time is running up, but when you're booking short sessions knowing damn well it takes you more than a half hour to finish you're bringing that on yourself.

[Mayamonroe23]

This thread was amusing to me and made me giggle a little.

But truly sorry yall have seen providers like this. I'm not a clock watcher but did add a clock with a projection function that points above the bed but really only use it for the hobbyist that take advantage of my time and are notorious for going over and then not tipping. Lol I think its funny when guys lay down and see it and say "well that's cool" lol and I'm like it's not for you unless you plan on taking advantage of me but its not up to me to remind a gent when time is running up, but when you're booking short sessions knowing damn well it takes you more than a half hour to finish you're bringing that on yourself.

ur probably who theyretalking about all u do is lie on the forums give fake preferences and harass other girls everything they said sounds like you ROFL ms.nolife2024 is ur new nickname lmao and trust everyone has noticed

[Hodoggie]

When they count the money in front of me.. there goes IOP.

Or when they ask me to hurry up.

Or when they say “don’t cum inside me.” In oral, of course :-)

[LatinaMoxie]

This thread was amusing to me and made me giggle a little.

But truly sorry yall have seen providers like this. I'm not a clock watcher but did add a clock with a projection function that points above the bed but really only use it for the hobbyist that take advantage of my time and are notorious for going over and then not tipping. Lol I think its funny when guys lay down and see it and say "well that's cool" lol and I'm like it's not for you unless you plan on taking advantage of me but its not up to me to remind a gent when time is running up, but when you're booking short sessions knowing damn well it takes you more than a half hour to finish you're bringing that on yourself.

Good answer.period

[LatinaMoxie]

ur probably who theyretalking about all u do is lie on the forums give fake preferences and harass other girls everything they said sounds like you ROFL ms.nolife2024 is ur new nickname lmao and trust everyone has noticed

Who are you? Starting shit and talking g shit to your fellow provider. What a shame...
Back on topic: guys! Just remember that just like we respect your time, the same is expected. Have respect for others time. It's simple. Then everyone has fun and we don't have to look out for ppl that (for example) book a qv but take a hhr or an HOUR! and don't tip. I think this is what sexySammy meant. Yes, this happens a lot, unless we keep track of time. Not a clockwatcher, but my time is precious...

[Ben Rhimene]

He may be too shy so I'll answer for him...me on Dec.13th
3 words
"No Double Dipping"

I'm just catching up to this thread, but very well could have been me. But would never be offended hearing that...need to be careful not to knock an ATF out of commission for a few weeks! Sometimes, when everything is wet/lubed and the meshing is very intense the possibility of an accident or near-misses increases.

Something to consider on Good Friday...