So the unthinkable happened....
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I got a bad review....and I know many will see it and say "well I certainly don't want to have an experience like this guy got"....I completely share that sentiment....so let's go over the total experience to see where it all went wrong.....
At 2 pm I get a text from a client asking for a last minute QV appt....I had an opening and I had seen this person before so that saves the screening time. Immediately after agreeing to it he asks if I can do it for 80....huge turn off....I stay pretty horny because I sincerely enjoy pleasing men but when my rates are already the lowest in town it makes me drier than the Sahara for someone to haggle....against my better judgment I told him I would do it for 100 but that's the lowest I would go. He agreed and was on time for the appt, as was I. He told me what he wanted and I was more than happy to oblige. That happiness didn't last long as he revealed himself and his junk reeked of sweat and urine. I try to spare anyone hurt feelings or embarrassment so instead of reminding a grown man to go wash his balls I simply grabbed a wet wipe and lovingly cleaned his neglected region....once it was no longer gag inducing gross I began sucking his dick like It was going to give me a prize for draining it right. Within 5 mins he tells me that I need to go slow or else he's going to cum....I tell him ok and go slower but evidently that made him want to cum too....so at this point I'm like ok anyway I suck this guy's dick is making him want to cum too quickly...and for some reason he sees this as a bad thing....so the only option left is to tone down my fantastic cock sucking skills....and of course that was seen as me "not being into it"....no fucking shit genius....I love what I do but if u tell me not to do it cause you would rather stretch out every min of your discounted 15 min appt than have a phenomenal blow job that made u unload your frustration in 5 mins and then spend the last 10 mins making out or talking ....well sorry I'm only human and I can't help but show my annoyance at this point....I check the time and see that the time is up anyway....but Mr. Smelly dick doesn't want to leave until he's unloaded....which I would understand if he hadn't spent the entire 15 mins complaining about how I was making it hard not to cum....so I go back to my original style and he pops in 3 mins cause I'm a cock sucking queen.....but as I feel it getting ready to shoot I take it out of my mouth and give him a good stroke to intice his knuckle babies to come to the light...he then bitches about not getting to cum in my mouth....I tell him that my mouth is reserved for gentleman who appreciate my time and talents. He is surprisingly grumpy for a grown man who had to get wiped cleaned like a toddler. I tell him its been 22 mins and he needs to get going before I really get annoyed. He leaves and within mins posts a bad review leaving out a few key points. He also tells guys that if you want a better experience make sure not to pay until the end....bad advice cause my policy is Donation first or else get the hell out and it's been like that for 2 years ever since I had a client "dine and dash" so he's full of shit about his previous appt with me....the only difference between his two experiences with me was the first time he saw me he wasn't a cheap pushy urine smelling douchebag trying to micromanage a discounted blow job like he had more experience sucking dick than me... maybe he does...
So in conclusion let's recap....
If you don't want the bad experience that this poor man had here's the secret formula for success
1) haggling / low-balling is not only tacky but a turn off and if you do end up getting some kind of a discount expect to be "rushed" out when your time is up...if you don't want a "clock watcher" don't be a "cheap douche"
2) HYGIENE! if you just got off of work or you have a few extra pounds or you don't know how to properly shake off that last little bit of tinkle when relieving yourself throughout the day....feel free to excuse yourself to either give yourself a quick rinse or at least ask for a few wet wipes so I can spare us both the indignity of having to wipe you clean like a potty training toddler...
3) Enjoy Yourself....if I make you want to cum fast that's a good thing and if you want to stretch it out a bit tell me you want to suck on my big tits or kiss on my neck....or anything other than telling me to suck dick in a way that won't make you want to cum...i.e. you want a bad blow job and then you bitch when you get a bad blow job....
4) Don't play games with the donation...my policy is what it is because people take advantage of "nice" girls so after a couple of shit heads teach us that "nice" will get us taken advantaged of then we have to protect ourselves by asking for the donation first....if you refuse you'll be asked to leave immediately and ill go masterbate to some disturbing incest porn and not give you a second thought.
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That covers that so here's what I'm going to do to atone for that bad review.....
Today until midnight and again tomorrow from 6 am until noon I'm running a special
To Book Text: (737) 242-6745
Atonement Special
Qv/BNG (15 mins) : 80
HHR : 100
HR : 200
90 MIN : 300
ANYTHING GOES HR : 350
GREEK IS STILL AN EXTRA 100 + WHATEVER TIME YOU WANT [EXAMPLE IF U BOOK A HR GREEK DATE THE DONATION IS 300 ]
BECAUSE OF THIS SPECIAL BEING SO GOOD, HAGGLING WILL NOT ONLY RESULT IN U NOT GETTING A DATE YOU WILL BE BANNED
HYGIENE IS APPRECIATED AND ITS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD MAINTAIN EVEN ON DAYS THAT YOU'RE NOT FUCKING
IM NO LONGER SEEING CLIENTS OVER THE AGE OF 55
SCREENING IS REQUIRED FOR ALL NEW CLIENTS....TO SAVE TIME SEND AGE/PROFESSION/ ETHNICITY/ AND USERNAME ON YOUR INTIAL TEXT MESSAGE AND PLEASE ONCE YOU SEND A TEXT SEND ME A PM ON OH2 SO I CAN VERIFY YOU'RE USERNAME AND THAT U ARE NOT USING SOMEONE ELSE'S INFO.
Understand that I love what I do....and I love making you hard, fulfilling your desires and fucking your brains out like a dick drunk horny teenager, but I'm only human....if you want to get the best quality fucking then don't act like you're at a flea market trying to buy a coffee table that has been sitting out behind a barn for 15 years....I enjoy being kissed, dirty talking about how hard I make u and how much you want to fuck me, I love gentleman who treat me with respect and that have the basic manners one would expect from any grown up living in a civilized society....I know it sounds like common sense that doesn't need to be said, but when a grown man lowballs a provider who has some of the lowest rates in town and who wants his cock sucked but forgets that his junk reeks of sweat and urine and has to be wiped cleaned and then feels so entitled to a first class experience that he's unable to see that maybe the poor experience was probably a result of the plethora of mistakes he seemed hellbent on not mentioning in his review.....well I would say common sense is becoming as rare as common decency...
If you're the type who enjoys his crotch smelling like a portapotty at Fiesta or if instead of enjoy ing some top notch cock sucking you would purposely want the experience to take up every min of the time you booked (but you complain if the provider checks the time) then I'm not for you.
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I'm going to fuck and suck today and tomorrow like the horny slut that I am. I'm at an upscale hotel in the domain. Available now til midnight
Tomorrow (Saturday) 6 am - noon
Bring those clean cocks to me baby
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