Uptown Tiffani: I hit that caboose early - who doesnt love a Christmas train

[flinde]

Companion's Handle: Uptown Tiffani
Date of Visit: 12/23/21
Preferred Method of Contact: text
Phone Number: 210 273 0003
Email Address:
Website, Ad, or Profile URL:
City, State: San Antonio, TX
Location: NWSA
Type of Visit: incall
Was the Appointment On-Time?? yep. I was first in line you sloppy seconds motherfuckers ha ha
Activities: Face Fuck. Filthy talk. Ass Pounding.post ass pounding bbbj .
Scheduled Length of Visit: 15 minutes chu chu ha ha
Donation: flinde never tells.
Approximate age of Companion: 40 today its a birthday train ha ha
Hair Color and Length: blonde today. pinned up today for obvious reasons ha ha
Smoking Status: dont know think she vapes.
Ethnic/Racial background: pink, white, blonde, big blue eyes.
Companion Description: Hot. Blonde. Sl*tty looking.
Meet or Exceed Your Expectations?? exceed.
Would You Recommend this Companion?? Yep. Get in line ha ha chu chu

Public comments:
Well when you are the first car in the train you gotta hit it fast and hard. So it was right down to business.

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[Jefferson Starfish]

Bravo, Grand Poobah!



This review is a Hemingway-esque literary triumph!

Bravo!

Tiff certainly has a wonderfully photogenic tender pink white girl butthole betwixt those meaty alabaster asscakes, that much I'll tell you! Ol' JS would go so far as to classify it a world-class #BHILF.

Thanks for the excellent review and extra super special thanks for not being a leaking bitchass simp like the on the clock long-winded game flaccid rapport-building "dudes" over in the #TFC camp. You are truly a credit to the bourgeoisie! Your community pillarness is simply unrivaled! From the bottom of Ol' JS's casually profane blackened proletariat heart, it is truly an honor just knowing you, Grand Poobah!

#GrandPoobah

#MaxPillarness

#Triumph

Merry Christmas you sick fuck!

#PoeticLicense



Peace, Love, and #BHILF

JS

[flinde]

And merry Mithra's birthday to you JS my young friend. I still got a day of debauchery to squeeze in before the big day. And I got a few directions to go in in order to achieve genital friction. All the garden tools got their Delicious tamales and La Popular Bakery buenuelos today. So tomorrow I can concentrate on my perverse debauchery 100%.

Guys, if you didnt spend a bill and some time passing out tamales and buenuelos to favoritas today then you fucked up. Cause that $100 will be back 5,000%. In january ha ha.

And you wouldnt believe the plates of cookies and pumpkin bread I snagged in my rounds today. Mrs flinde #5 said where the fuck did all this come from when I laid it all out on the table. Sweets for the sweet I truthfully told her ha ha.

[GeorgeDRII]

Here's the link to her URL:

https://home.ourhome2.net/member.php...-UptownTiffani