This ^^^ is an assertion that the lady owes you $1,000. You make this as a unsubstantiated claim of fact.
I’m saying quite clearly you did derail her thread with your debt claim. I, among others, find nothing about your earlier post to be a joke. Now try to stay on topic please. That topic is a wish list NOT if she is “great.”
@ the OP, how about finding you under my Christmas tree on Christmas morning?