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    This isnt really a garden tool iso so im sticking this here

    So, there is porn. There is r rated romance porn. And plain disgusting stuff. And flinde stuff. Recently the flinde stuff got flinde in a little kerfuffle with a young sharp, shiny, newly varnished handle garden tool. Little disagreement about what's disgusting and what's hilarious.

    So, I thought Id show her what many still say was my most hilarious writing - the Philly Girl review yo. With the welfare glasses. The one where she told me she was a lesbian with my manhood in her mouth. I dont have it. I know some of you packrats (mokoa) probably have that on an ocd backup. If so, could you search and send me? I dont really have a throwaway email these days so pm and Ill send the REAL flinde email.

    Dont see it as a rule violation of a defunct, essentially dead zombie board.

    Personally my favorite was the Hey Koolaid review. But I guess some would say that one involved body shaming of the koolaid pitcher.

    Thanks in advance.
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    Honestly flinde I am totally confused coming from someone that posts are confusing...me!

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    Cool #PoeticLicense

    Quote Originally Posted by ttmax View Post
    Honestly flinde I am totally confused coming from someone that posts are confusing...me!
    Ol' JS has kinda picked up both the flinde and the ttmax dialects. He's basically saying a new young bitch he fuckin with peeped his truly debauched porn and didn't get the humor in it. He seeks to bear out the humor in such debauchery and smooth shit over by regaling her with the comic genius that is a classic flinde review. I am all for this endeavor as it will allow me to once again revel in the Grand Poobah's unfettered and unrivaled perversity and humor!



    Is that about right, Grand Poobah?

    P.S. - a "garden tool" is a "h-o-e", which is now censored - an unfortunate and impertinent casualty of the dust-up between my #PoeticLicense and the oh so tender feelies of the over-RTM'ing #TFC (Tender Feelies Crew) who have apparently appointed themselves the moral authorities hereabouts.

    #KuntryBoyz

    #PoeticLicense



    Thanks for puttin in the work, Grand Poobah!

    Peace, Love, and #BHILF

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    Ladies, Ol' JS regrets to inform you that he is not boyfriend material. I am also not a friend zone type dude. I am, however, tryin' to make the fuckbuddy zone a thing. I appreciate your assistance establishing this new paradigm. Let me know if you're interested and I'll "fill you in" on the dirty deets...

    Peep my reviews in the "Visitor Messages" tab of my profile...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jefferson Starfish View Post
    Ol' JS has kinda picked up both the flinde and the ttmax dialects. He's basically saying a new young bitch he fuckin with peeped his truly debauched porn and didn't get the humor in it. He seeks to bear out the humor in such debauchery and smooth shit over by regaling her with the comic genius that is a classic flinde review. I am all for this endeavor as it will allow me to once again revel in the Grand Poobah's unfettered and unrivaled perversity and humor!



    Is that about right, Grand Poobah?

    P.S. - a "garden tool" is a "h-o-e", which is now censored - an unfortunate and impertinent casualty of the dust-up between my #PoeticLicense and the oh so tender feelies of the over-RTM'ing #TFC (Tender Feelies Crew) who have apparently appointed themselves the moral authorities hereabouts.

    #KuntryBoyz

    #PoeticLicense



    Thanks for puttin in the work, Grand Poobah!

    Peace, Love, and #BHILF

    JS
    Sorta. We will talk in person

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    Reading Flinde's reviews may cause laughter until crying. Lesson learned by me - do not drink coffee while reading reviews. Spewing hot beverage across ones desk is not considered appropriate work behavior.

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    Here’s the link to The Philly Slut review:

    https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1309886

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    It really is hilarious and being on BP, shut down by LE ....the jury is "hung"... NO evidence here, still scratching by head.... I love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttmax View Post
    It really is hilarious and being on BP, shut down by LE ....the jury is "hung"... NO evidence here, still scratching by head.... I love it!
    Thanks coverme. What would I do without your sparse gray pubes around here. But I get this error message with that sorry excuse for a zombie former board trying to scrape ad revenue from bullshit. If you can access maybe you could text? As well as any info you have oon our friend.
    Thanks

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    Oh, this is gonna be good.
    *pb gets ready for friday night hijinx from the past*
    Will always PM from this or the other site as initial contact.

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