So last weekend I hooked up with a bar waitress in Burleson who said her fantasy was to be a ****** ever since she saw the movie "Monster" as a child.

Never heard of it but it has Charliez Theron and you can stream it for free on Pluto.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_(2003_film)

After watching it I hope she doesn't try to act out the movie.