Mr. Jones dropped his wife off at the doctor's office for a routine checkup. The receptionist told him to come back in a few hours as the doctor was running a bit late.
When he returned to get his wife, the doctor called him into his office and informed him that there was a slight problem. The doctor further explained that there were two Barbara Jones scheduled at the same time and for some reason their records got mixed up. Mr. Jones was more than a little dismayed and asked, well are the two women ok, any major issues. Well the doctor answered that they each have an issue and he doesn't honestly know who has what...one has alzheimers and the other syphillis. Mr. Jones then asked, doc...how can I know what my wife's problem is. The doc looked at him and said "The best advice I can give you is to drop your wife off a few blocks from your house; if she makes it home then for the love of god don't fuck her until you get her back in here to get that syphillis cleared up!"
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