Saturday marked the end of my 2nd year as a courtesan/escort/companion/provider/toy/erotic waitress, and I'm still toasting the occasion! Come have a wee taste of Jameson and my personal intoxicating elixir, then I'll drink you up. You did know that we Irish girls are orally fixated, didn't you? God gave us big mouths for a reason.

We can spend 90 minutes to 2 hours (I don't tell time well) imbibing each other for 250 cocktail olives, or 2 & 1/2 to 3 hours with my cup and your spout for 350. How 'bout a lovely dinner date to celebrate my anniversary? We can share a meal and much more over 4 to 5 hours, multiple courses, in public with a private dessert later, or I'll provide refreshments at my incall and we'll just be selfish and keep to ourselves. Normally 500 potatoes gets you an eve of Fancy cuisine, but this week to commemorate my anniversary I'll be your Irish green-plate special for just 400!

This week I have openings (stop laughing like that) tomorrow through Friday from noon to 10 p.m., EXCEPT Wednesday night, when I'll see you all for a good lei at the ASPD Hawaiian-themedsocial.

Call me, please, at 936-232-8590, or contact me at my emaill. See the menu at my website, where I should have new photos up soon. Everyone deserves a sweet treat, so why not have some Fancy on a stick!