10 - Crying towel application.

9 - Regret not keeping all of those "marginal" phone numbers

8 - Check out the provider ads

7 - Check out the providers

6 - Ask your buddy's opinion on the (blonde/brunette/redhead)

5 - Ooops, forgot to clean out the full voice mail box

4 - Restart Plan A, and

3 - Remember to implement Plan B

2 - Buy new bottle of Slick-n-Slide Lube

1 - (see #2)



Sorry, folks, it's been a busy day at the real world orifice... almost didn't get to have lunch or "dessert."