Quote Originally Posted by dodger View Post
Is this a twist on Rita Rudner’s joke about the best way to get rid of a man? “Hold his hands. Look into his eyes. Say ‘I love you. I want to have your children’. Sometimes they leave skid marks.”
If a woman ever says she wants to have my children I'm gonna be
" Take em. Those bastards already cost me 3 cars, 2 educations and 4000 in bail money!!