Years ago, I was in a (non-Asian) massage parlor and I convinced the lady to engage with me in a "naughty little boy" role-play scenario.
I guess neither one of us really knew what we were doing. She used the back of a wooden hairbrush she had and really gave it to me good. It was a lot of fun.
However, when I got home, I realized my ass was covered with deep bruises (it didn't hurt, but you could see them from a mile away).
For the next two weeks, I had to frantically slather aloe on my ass several times a day and make sure my wife didn't see my naked butt in broad daylight!
Dallas, I would bet you have some tips on how to achieve maximum spanking intensity without leaving bruises. I'll have to make use of your knowledge next time I see you