(From your ad today.)
Two sperm are swimming around inside a lass. One says, "Are we at the egg yet?" The other replies, "Nah mate, we've only just passed the tonsils..."
Although I have heard this one before, still makes me chuckle. Keep them coming!
Ask about any of my past encounters.
Rudeness is the weak persons imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer
Supporting selfish people is a waste of time and energy! They will always find an excuse to blame you for their own mistakes!
― Lily Amis
As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Dont bother to brush it off. Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance. Having a sense of humor saves you.
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