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    Quote Originally Posted by knottyman View Post
    Damn. That explains A lot.
    I'm usually like
    Hey girl, my washing machine broke. How bout you come over and let me drop a load in ya.

    This works!?!

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    Apparently my sarcasm can be somewhat elusive to some

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    Quote Originally Posted by knottyman View Post
    Apparently my sarcasm can be somewhat elusive to some
    Wait, that was sarcasm? It's my standard line. No wonder I can't get my washing done when they get here. I just thought they were really into me.
    "Well we all pay for sex one way or another. At least ******s are honest about the price." - Cal Lightman, Lie to Me

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    2.5 months...time to kick this to the top :)
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