Be careful out there…bag it up!

[Mokoa]

knottyman...

Just when I thought I had seen everything from you, something else comes along.

[RustyBalls]

Knotty,

I didn't know you were that familiar with German Shepherd peckers? I will take your word on it.

Hope none of you guys were near open flames when you were doing all your napalm and diesel-fuel dipping.

[SexySammy]

Yall sumbiches need to man up.
Back in 'Nam, after we got thru butt fucking ol' HoChi Min Sally we'd just rub some napalm on it and dip it in some diesel fuel.
Sure, it stung like hell, and you lost a few layers of skin.
But afterwards, it was as shiny and pink as a German Shepherd's pecker.

Crying laughing over here lol

[firstandlast]

"condom slip ups".

I only ever had a condom break once in my life. Just so happened to be the night I lost my virginity. "There but by the grace of god..."

[SexySammy]

I only ever had a condom break once in my life. Just so happened to be the night I lost my virginity. "There but by the grace of god..."

Yeah it only happens with the smaller guys who can't quite fit or if too much lube, or the guys that think they are slick by trying to grind it off and get caught.

[knottyman]

Yeah it only happens with the smaller guys who can't quite fit or if too much lube, or the guys that think they are slick by trying to grind it off and get caught.

They should try my condoms.
They're made by FisherPrice, and say right on the box
"for 2-4"
Perfect fit!

[baja22]

Yeah it only happens with the smaller guys who can't quite fit or if too much lube, or the guys that think they are slick by trying to grind it off and get caught.

I would think breakage would be more common in bigger guys and slippage more common in smaller guys?

[SexySammy]

They should try my condoms.
They're made by FisherPrice, and say right on the box
"for 2-4"
Perfect fit!

And LMFAO I don't think that's how that works buddy but funny nonetheless. Now that I'm not in hotel I will be stocking sizes for all :) Looks worse if maids ever cleaned and found a bunch of different condom types, they would certainly know what was really going on at that point.

[SexySammy]

I would think breakage would be more common in bigger guys and slippage more common in smaller guys?

Considering the average Peter is much smaller than what is in porn that's definitely less common. I've only had MAYBE 2 ever break in 10 years and maybe 10 slips in 10 years. There are also guys who try to "grind" the rubber off in an attempt to BB/stealth(probably spelling wrong its too early lol) but I know the tricks so they get caught everytime. Ain't nothing slick about what they're doing and then they play dumb lol but yes that's typically how it goes. Granted these days 60% of my appointments have just been massage/bj so I just test every couple months to make sure (even if no symptoms because folks need to remember you won't always show signs). All folks gotta do is stay vigilant. It's very easy and too many different kinds of rubbers these days to tell people "my dick won't work with one".