What is the worst pick up line you tried using? or somebody used on you? (and did it work? lol)
I'll start - I tried "Damn girl, you shit with that ass?" it didn't work
What is the worst pick up line you tried using? or somebody used on you? (and did it work? lol)
I'll start - I tried "Damn girl, you shit with that ass?" it didn't work
LMAO! Too funny! mine: “Can I get a pic of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.” HAHAH!
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"Girl come with me to the store right quick, I almost got enough to get what I need I'm just a dime short."
My 19 year old self was amazed that this actually worked. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, lol.
Not a pick up line, but used in a text exchange while setting up a date.
Her: What should I wear? (She didn't know venue).
Me: You have great sense of style in clothing. I'm sure your look great whatever you choose. Just wear something sexy underneath in case I decide not to take you home.
Her: crickets / zero response
Me: figured I blew that one
No mention of my text until half way through dinner. Which was after a visit to the Museum of Fine Arts.
Her: I was surprised by your text and wasn't sure what to say.
Me: Did you do as I asked?
Her: (pauses) Yes (with a big smile)
Me: Smiles, kisses her and we go on to finish dinner
One of the best experiences I've ever had.
If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus fine
And then....
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
Wait, what?!
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Originally Posted by LatinaMoxie
If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus fine
And then....
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
Wait, what?!
But did it work tho??? lol
You know how I know science is fake because they say the sun is the hottest thing in the atmosphere but you are
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No
It made me smile, but no...
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Me-You remind me of the 21 letters in the alphabet.
Her-boy it's 26 letters in the alphabet
Me- oh how can I forget U. R. A. Q. T
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Dang cause I was about to bring it back like a sequelNo
It made me smile, but no...
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Pick up line.. Is that all you back there?...
(Yes I have a thick ass) it worked..lol
Second pick up line( Note I'm on my knees opening up a box of printing paper) ...You like that position?...
Yup ended up married to the Perv!..
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Worst pickup line: Hey babe, just want you to know that my dick is dead. Can i bury it in your ass?
(yeah, doesn't work).
are you verstappen? cause i'll make sure you cum first every single time.
haven't tried yet, will wait for reviews lol
it was a business doing pleasure with you
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Once i was in a KFC drive through and their was a big tit pretty black girl at the window. I told her " I want to add you to my order. I want extra breasts and thighs". I got a laugh out of her.
Fuck me if I'm wrong but you wanna kiss me don't ya.
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