Top 5 Celebrities You would Like to Smash

[milfloverHTX]

I've noticed a lot sniping and negativity on the board lately, so I'm doing my part to lighten the mood. lol

Like the title says what are your top 5 celebrities you'd like to do the horizontal hula with? Assume you have a time machine and can smash these individuals in their prime. Ladies feel free to chime in as well.


My top 5:

1) Pam Grier in the 70's
2) Salma Hayek at any point in her adult life
3) Kelita Smith(Bernie Mac Show) mid 2000's or present-day
4) Simone Missick(Misty from Luke Cage)
5) Margot Robbie

Special Mention to the following:

Sofia Vergara
Katie Perry
Dee Williams
Angela Winbush in her prime and current day(she still bad af)
Lil Kim before all the surgeries and skin whitening
Lynda Carter in her prime
Apollonia(Last Dragon) in the 80's

[Ajlybj0]

1) Jeri Ryan…resistance is futile
2) Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes from 1999 …no scrubs
3) Pamela Anderson … the original plastic fantastic
4) Mayim Bialik … nerdy is sexy
5) Joan Rivers from 1980s … smash and laugh at same time

Shout out for Madonna as i’m probably the only guy she had not slept with!
And for PSE Sara Jay, Ava Devine cum on down!

[DocHoliday]

OP, I have a question. Do porn actresses qualify as a celebrity? I will get back to ya on this. I’m busy right now being entertained.

[howyadoin]

1. Jennifer Aniston…now or the early 90s version. She seems to stay hot
2. Drew Barrymore from the mid to late 90s…about the time she was in playboy
3. Alyssa Milano…the pre-crazy version…I went through puberty with her so she has to be in this list.
4. Heidi Klum
5. Jessica Alba

Hon Mention: Pam Anderson (the Labatt’s Blue version), Jenny McCarthy, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Courtney Love (she has to be one helluva freak)

[milfloverHTX]

OP, I have a question. Do porn actresses qualify as a celebrity? I will get back to ya on this. I’m busy right now being entertained.

Yes Porn actresses do qualify. I tried to mix it up so my list wasn't 100% porn stars, but do ya thang.

[milfloverHTX]

1) Jeri Ryan…resistance is futile
2) Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes from 1999 …no scrubs
3) Pamela Anderson … the original plastic fantastic
4) Mayim Bialik … nerdy is sexy
5) Joan Rivers from 1980s … smash and laugh at same time

Shout out for Madonna as i’m probably the only guy she had not slept with!
And for PSE Sara Jay, Ava Devine cum on down!

Bruh how did I forget Jeri Ryan....I would love to "assimilate" with her any day.

[echowarrier]

Famke Janssen in her prime
Rutina Wesley in her prime
Jennifer Connelly in her prime
Dasha Polanco in her prime
Raquel Welch in her prime

this is subject to change every quarter.

[DocHoliday]

I am going to throw out some names here many of you have never heard of but in their prime time…they were beautiful and sexy. I fantasized about being in them root deep many times.

Angeline Dickinson 60’s-70’s era. She dripped with lust. Great body.

Adrienne Jo Barbeau 70’s-80’a era. Fabulous rack and beautiful face & body.

Christie Lee Brinkley 70’s-90’s era. Gorgeous looks and a beautiful body.

Vanessa del Rio 70’s era. Great body and a lustful winch as displayed in her many porn flicks.

Jayne Mansfield 50’s-60’s era. Great body and a fabulous rack. She left us too soon.






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[Gentlemanrich]

Can line up behind a few of you gentlemen on your selections. Here are a couple of names that come to mind:
- Priyanka Chopra
- Catherine Zeta-Jones
- Kiera Knightley

[MoonlightGraham]

Celebrity Smash, 1960s Cartoon Edition:

* Wilma Flintstone...I'd be hard as a rock for Wilma, from The Flintstones

* Not George Jetson but yes to Jane, his wife, from The Jetsons

* Natasha Fatale...better me than her not-better half, Boris Badanov, of the Rocky & Bullwinkle Show

[milfloverHTX]

Celebrity Smash, 1960s Cartoon Edition:

* Wilma Flintstone...I'd be hard as a rock for Wilma, from The Flintstones

* Not George Jetson but yes to Jane, his wife, from The Jetsons

* Natasha Fatale...better me than her not-better half, Boris Badanov, of the Rocky & Bullwinkle Show

Ahh didn't even think of going the animated route. Here's mine:

- The mom from incredibles
- Bulma from Dragon Ball Z
- Major Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell
- Chun Li from Street Fighter
- Kitana from Mortal Kombat

[IAmThem]

A.J Johnson
Rosario Dawson
Eva Mendez
Tasha Smith
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Honorable Mention
Melissa Monet-Porn star
Jill Scott- see her in concert and you will know why
Cher- just cause
Goldie Hawn- in the 80's
Charlotte Lewis- from the golden child

[echowarrier]

Ahh didn't even think of going the animated route. Here's mine:

- The mom from incredibles
- Bulma from Dragon Ball Z
- Major Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell
- Chun Li from Street Fighter
- Kitana from Mortal Kombat

foxxy love from drawn together.

[milfloverHTX]

A.J Johnson
Rosario Dawson
Eva Mendez
Tasha Smith
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Honorable Mention
Melissa Monet-Porn star
Jill Scott- see her in concert and you will know why
Cher- just cause
Goldie Hawn- in the 80's
Charlotte Lewis- from the golden child

You are spot on with Jill Scott and Charlotte Lewis. I would add Erykah Badu too. I've seen Badu perform and met her in person. Cool as hell and bad af.

[WangoTango]

Ranked from first to last all in their prime-

Victoria Principal
Lesley Ann Warren
Seka
Tina Louise
Shannon Tweed