I know you all missed me

[amazingalannah]

Hello everybody how are you? I know you all missed me,, and probably even sitting here waiting counting the days until I post it again right? Yeah anyway so remember the beginning of the year when I told everybody that they should probably get some stuff prepared in case the power goes out. then like a month-and-a-half later that's when we had the big freeze. Well this volcano that is erupting on the island of La Palma has a big huge part of the island that is probably going to fall off. And if it does going to cause a tsunami anywhere from a hundred to five hundred feet that is going to stretch all the way across the Eastern Seaboard all the way down to the bottom of South America. Click the link watch the video spread the news. They're not going to share this on the mainstream media, because they're depending on the fact that it would take maybe eight hours to reach our Shoreline and that is not enough time for that many people to evacuate.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8MbmQXJ/

[Bald Bryan]

All part of God's plan, I suppose.

*sigh*

Okay then, imma go try and find a thread with some boobs now.

[Hookem254]

Also said someone would won the Presidency and tell us about aliens

[Crock]

Well this volcano that is erupting on the island of La Palma has a big huge part of the island that is probably going to fall off.

Is that better or worse than an island tipping over?

[pmdelites]

Is that better or worse than an island tipping over?

nope, but more inpactful than cows tipping over.
but giving your waiter a big tip is always appreciated.

esp if she goes home w/ you, sucks & fucks you silly, then moves in, marries you ... then tells you that she has a large trust fund and wants you to be her sex toy for the rest of your life, occasionally bringing one if her sexy friends over for a sexy threesome ^}

[Brandee69]

Welp! Guess I'll go buy a lifejacket!