Houma is so bad right now a guy can't even see a pair of real life bare breast in this town.

I was hoping to do some celebrating for my birthday but as we know there is no one really around worth seeing and to top it off there are no longer any strip clubs near here open.

Houma use to get a few traveling girls come through but there hasn't been one in a while, what happened? Hell I don't even see the street walkers I used to see anymore.

I know we had the storm but things have been pretty much like this since before it hit.

If yoy guys know of any girls who are out there but keeping it quiet and are up to add a guy let me know.