Ok...I tread on this subject lightly as to not hurt anyone's pride of prowess...but here's the the thing fellas:
NOT ALL WOMEN SQUIRT, AND THE EJACULATE YOU ARE TASTING IS NOT CUM!

I personally am NOT a squirter. I can be alone, with the love of my life, Ryan Gosling, my favorite client...anyone. There is nothing anyone, myself included, can do to make me spray like a hose when I orgasm.

Some women, though, can. Those women are kickass for their talent, but at the same time calling a spade a spade, when measured...most of that 'squirt' is urine, water, and finally less that a teaspoon of female ejaculate (yes, that also exists).

Both of things things are realities.

Often I am asked if I can squirt, and when saying, "no, sorry man, I wish I could impress but really cannot," About 90% 0f the time, I'm met with a response similar to this:

"You know...if you finger this this way and stimulate your clit that way and I do a native american rain dance while praying to the great vagina gods...you'll squirt"


NOOOOOOOOOOO! This is so silly and ridiculous it hurts. A. Other than an ob/gyn....what about having a penis makes someone think they know more about a vagina than the person who owns it. B. THIS IS COMPLETELY FALSE! Similar to the myth that all women can cum from vaginal intercourse only, porn i believe has convinced men that they are vagina whisperers just waiting for them to come educate us on how to get off, inherently just knowing the secret formula that works the same for every female even though our bodies are both stimulated mentally and physically in different ways. C. SQUIRTING IN PORN ISNT EVEN FROM CUMMING. IT'S A CAMERA TRICK AND GENERALLY NOT EVEN A BODILY FLUID. (most of the time)

So fellers, ladies, aliens, and spirit animals: THERE IS NO MAGIC BUTTON!

Some of us can, and some of us cant. That doesn't make anyone any less or more of a good fuck...no matter what the internet tells you. LOL

That being said, when with a provider who says its not something they can do...there are a minority that can and haven't experienced it yet. You have to find out at one point or another, right? However, if youre trying your best and hammering away at a lady and not getting any results...please kindly move along to the next activity. #yourehurtingme #totespeanutbutterandjealousofyouladieswhocan

(SIDE NOTE: how wet you are also doesnt always indicate how attracted you are to a man and just like when gents have a little trouble with their soldier standing at attention...its probably nothing to with your skills, either. Genitalia can be a real dick sometimes. Pun definitely intended)

Feel Me?

Talk Amongst Yaselves. This has been # COFFEETALK, but I'm not Linda Richmann.

-A