There is NO MAGIC BUTTON!

[AveryInked]

Yes and if you eat fenugreek you will smell like maple syrup

LOL, that just reminds me of back in the day when I was breastfeeding LOL. Fenugreek, Moringa, and enough papayas to make South America start taxing me personally

[mathguy]

It's definitely not squirting though as there is no 12 inch high piss rainbow shooting out of my twat.

NOTE: Sorry for the length in advance people.

Avery, so about your quote which I've highlighted in red.

Personally I think it might be possible some type of shooting or arcing style squirting orgasms truly happen. It's "possible" but IMO unlikely. I won't say it's impossible and I especially don't want to ruffle feathers for those who disagree or those who swear by it. Please hear me out before anyone gets upset. Please? Thanks.

Anyone who shoots it out like in the porn videos I'm highly and incredibly dubious of in terms of how natural it is.

In my experience it's already quite rare for females to be true squiters (or as I like to call it, "leakers" or "gushers"). I've had sex with a shitload of women over the years and I only know of roughly 3-4 (mayyyybe 5) that truly gush/leak large amounts of fluid (enough to need towels down).

Even then only 3 truly consistent ones come immediately to mind:
1. my ex-wife 2. a stripper I dated 3. a girl from this site who for a while was more than only an fwb.

This part is anecdotal for sure, I totally agree, but the fact remains that I've had sex with tons of different women in my time. Some do get really wet, no doubt, or ultra, super wet. For sure.

However if we are talking about needing multiple towels to keep the bed dry that's fairly rare. And of those 3 (or 4) I mentioned not a single one actually "shoots" ejaculate out of their VJ like a fountain.

There are 3 main ways it has occurred out of the 3-4 women I've known whom produce such Os. Well, primarily. There are absolutely other ways for sure and that will be very dependent on each woman.

Still, in my experience, the 3 prevailing ways to create such an orgasm have been like so:

1. Cowgirl, girl rocking hips. This rubs the small nub of tightly bound nerves, innervates them, and boom, you get a flood down all over your stomach and groin haha.

NOTE TO GUYS: Most girls love this position and will naturally rock back/forth where many guys might want them to bounce up/down. They rock & gyrate like that b/c they are rubbing that highly concentrated nerve center on the head of the penis. If you have the right fit for her VJ, whether thickness, length, or both together, and the head hits just right you can cause a woman to absolutely lose control in this position.

2. Missionary, or some variation, but usually legs pushed back or pinned up against her chest, allowing for great penetration where the penis again rubs and innervates that nub of the internal clitoral network producing a flood out the VJ which goes all down your penis and testes and onto the bed.

3. A toy or manual finger stimulation using a very slight curved finger inserted into the VJ where you do a "come hither" type of motion. This also has the same effect and she may start to leak a lot if you can hit it right with your finger or a toy.

NOTE TO GUYS: The toy usually needs to be completely stiff/hard, slightly curved is best, no soft or mushy end. You want it to press slightly on the nerve center just behind the pubic bone, inside & up about 2-3in. So it's imperative it's solid all the way through, particularly the tip. Be careful pressing. Some women are real sensitive. Push it in 2-3in then push *down* slowly. As if you are trying to point it "up" while inside her. Again not too hard. Slide to the side and move in and out 1/2in+/- as you do this & watch her face & feel her body. Once you have found it the look on her face and her jolting will be unmistakable.

The only time tgis orgasm fluid flies about is from fast hand action as when masturbating on the clit or any other part of the vulva region as liquid begins to gush or leak. Naturally as the hand flicks quickly back and forth it causes the fluid to "splash" around. So, yea, in such masturbatory cases it will fling around in the air a little.

Anytime it's shooting out I'm incredibly dubious b/c there is simply no anatomical structure to do such a thing. None. Zero. Unlike a man who has a prostate and will eject the liquid at high velocity as muscle spasms occur and sperm from the testes mix with semetic fluid from the prostate. There is also a reason for that evolutionary adaptation. It allows depositing sperm closer to the cervix which provides better chances for impregnation.

The only way a woman can "shoot" liquid is if she is doing the equivalent of a reverse kegel, pushing, and forcing fluid to expel at velocity (i.e. like when we push our pee out hard).

Now, hey, I'm not going to discount that it could be entirely possible some women orgasm and they do in fact lose control in a way that produces the effect of a reverse kegel; so those of you swear by this orgasm please don't get on my case.

It's really the only way those fountains can happen. There isn't any anatomical structure that can produce such a phenomenon other than expelling fluid by pushing hard. In that case it absolutely comes directly out the urethra. It's very easy to see in most porn btw.

Final thoughts?
I do think intense Os like these shooting types of "squirting" can or do exist but I still think it's women forcing it out even if they don't realize it one bit. There's no other anatomical explanation. And even then I still contend that it's far, far more likely that we have "gushers" or "leakers" when this type of g-spot orgasm occurs.

[JessieJane]

I wish there was a button to fast forward thru gents who write books in threads to get to the exact point... but hey back on topic I totally agree 100%. There is no button and it's a messy situation...

"Ok...I tread on this subject lightly as to not hurt anyone's pride of prowess...but here's the thing fellas:
NOT ALL WOMEN SQUIRT, AND THE EJACULATE YOU ARE TASTING IS NOT CUM!"

[Anna Nikkole]

MG, I personally pull my pussy skin from top of pelvic bone to me. It shoots up 8/10x. And needs towels. But I make sure I keep Cumming. But with fingers (which I don't allow), or a toy. And I'm told it's a sight to see!

[mathguy]

MG, I personally pull my pussy skin from top of pelvic bone to me. It shoots up 8/10x. And needs towels. But I make sure I keep Cumming. But with fingers (which I don't allow), or a toy. And I'm told it's a sight to see!

That's amazing Anna. I mean hey if you read it all I did leave it open as a "possibility" Hehe.

Some people seem to have trouble reading so they may miss it. I know you didn't miss it Anna but others might. Hey if you can do it you can do it. I believe you. And yes that would be quite a sight.... I'd have to agree haha xoxoxo

[Anna Nikkole]

That's amazing Anna. I mean hey if you read it all I did leave it open as a "possibility" Hehe.

Some people seem to have trouble reading so they may miss it. I know you didn't miss it Anna but others might. Hey if you can do it you can do it. I believe you. And yes that would be quite a sight.... I'd have to agree haha xoxoxo

I have videos for sale hehe. I can definitely do it, have proof.

[Alyssa XOXO]

LOL, that just reminds me of back in the day when I was breastfeeding LOL. Fenugreek, Moringa, and enough papayas to make South America start taxing me personally

I really enjoy reading your posting style

Welcome To Posting Hon!

[JessieJane]

Ok...I tread on this subject lightly as to not hurt anyone's pride of prowess...but here's the the thing fellas:
NOT ALL WOMEN SQUIRT, AND THE EJACULATE YOU ARE TASTING IS NOT CUM!

I personally am NOT a squirter. I can be alone, with the love of my life, Ryan Gosling, my favorite client...anyone. There is nothing anyone, myself included, can do to make me spray like a hose when I orgasm.

Some women, though, can. Those women are kickass for their talent, but at the same time calling a spade a spade, when measured...most of that 'squirt' is urine, water, and finally less that a teaspoon of female ejaculate (yes, that also exists).

Both of things things are realities.

Often I am asked if I can squirt, and when saying, "no, sorry man, I wish I could impress but really cannot," About 90% 0f the time, I'm met with a response similar to this:

"You know...if you finger this this way and stimulate your clit that way and I do a native american rain dance while praying to the great vagina gods...you'll squirt"


NOOOOOOOOOOO! This is so silly and ridiculous it hurts. A. Other than an ob/gyn....what about having a penis makes someone think they know more about a vagina than the person who owns it. B. THIS IS COMPLETELY FALSE! Similar to the myth that all women can cum from vaginal intercourse only, porn i believe has convinced men that they are vagina whisperers just waiting for them to come educate us on how to get off, inherently just knowing the secret formula that works the same for every female even though our bodies are both stimulated mentally and physically in different ways. C. SQUIRTING IN PORN ISNT EVEN FROM CUMMING. IT'S A CAMERA TRICK AND GENERALLY NOT EVEN A BODILY FLUID. (most of the time)

So fellers, ladies, aliens, and spirit animals: THERE IS NO MAGIC BUTTON!

Some of us can, and some of us cant. That doesn't make anyone any less or more of a good fuck...no matter what the internet tells you. LOL

That being said, when with a provider who says its not something they can do...there are a minority that can and haven't experienced it yet. You have to find out at one point or another, right? However, if youre trying your best and hammering away at a lady and not getting any results...please kindly move along to the next activity. #yourehurtingme #totespeanutbutterandjealousofyouladieswhocan

(SIDE NOTE: how wet you are also doesnt always indicate how attracted you are to a man and just like when gents have a little trouble with their soldier standing at attention...its probably nothing to with your skills, either. Genitalia can be a real dick sometimes. Pun definitely intended)

Feel Me?

Talk Amongst Yaselves. This has been # COFFEETALK, but I'm not Linda Richmann.

-A

Back on topic lmao I sure didn't see any advertisement for videos in your post... but then I have seen lots of cheap OF discounts floating around....

I am glad to see new threads being started in coed and I have enjoyed reading the on-topic responses.
I have squirted before but the gent knew what he was doing. I have also been interested in getting a g-vibe but I haven't really needed it so its kinda on just a "things-to try" list. Being that I have worked in a "novelty store" I know a little bit about all the tricks of the trade for vids... fake cum etc... defiantly have seen most of it ALL and have had the fortunate experience of learning about so many toys etc that can enhance this type of experience. They actually have an online school for this lol.

Wevibe to me is the only button that can be pushed for instant results for me unless a gent really knows what he is doing! That's just a personal fav brand of mine.
https://www.we-vibe.com/us/
The chorus is great for couple play. So many options... so much to experience!

I look forward to more #CoffeeTalk threads from you !!

[AveryInked]

Back on topic lmao I sure didn't see any advertisement for videos in your post... but then I have seen lots of cheap OF discounts floating around....

I am glad to see new threads being started in coed and I have enjoyed reading the on-topic responses.
I have squirted before but the gent knew what he was doing. I have also been interested in getting a g-vibe but I haven't really needed it so its kinda on just a "things-to try" list. Being that I have worked in a "novelty store" I know a little bit about all the tricks of the trade for vids... fake cum etc... defiantly have seen most of it ALL and have had the fortunate experience of learning about so many toys etc that can enhance this type of experience. They actually have an online school for this lol.

Wevibe to me is the only button that can be pushed for instant results for me unless a gent really knows what he is doing! That's just a personal fav brand of mine.
https://www.we-vibe.com/us/
The chorus is great for couple play. So many options... so much to experience!

I look forward to more #CoffeeTalk threads from you !!

Hesistantly responds as im not sure if that was facetious or not :/

I have an embarrassing amount of toys, to be honest, and I totally Dig That We Vibe. I had a client once bring a toy that I swear I can't remember what it was called but was the neatest little motherfuker ever and I came in like four seconds flat, and couldn't come again for probably 17 years oh, but it didn't leave much of a mess and I just busted out the coconut oil as usual LOL.

Can you elaborate on your comments about onlyfans videos? I have an onlyfans, and was actually doing really well for a while and enjoying the shit out of it, but for some reason it asked me to re-verify my own identity the other day, meaning like a month ago or two I can't remember, and I recently lost my ID and all of my sensitive documents with a fireproof safe that was stolen long story short. It's been a real bitch and a half to collect all of those documents to get a simple picture of myself in an ID number on the same piece of plastic again LOL. Right now I have a bank sitting there that I can't even request to have transferred as it doesn't believe that I am myself even if I call support and argue my little hearts out. Yes plural Hearts because you definitely have to have more than one to do this and not be a stone-cold bitch. Haha

Also, I don't care much about what my old ad said as if anyone hasn't noticed I literally just changed my game completely to be more consistent endless wordy and confusing as people were mistaking attempts 2B varietal and interesting as GPS, which is seriously the opposite of the case. If there was something I would describe my letter p as, I would probably pick Palladium, titanium, or perhaps tungsten as that shit can take a beating.

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Only fans won't even let me shut my page down without proving that I am myself, so for eternity weird-ass videos of me sucking half floppy dick are floating in the internet ether.

Le sigh. Cant win for loosin'

Also about the G Vibe, in my opinion, I still go back to most of my other toys as opposed to it so I wouldn't give it a 10/10 would smash.

Actually, I can't even remember the brand as it's so cheap and shit oh, but my favorite Vibe is just a plain old stick about 2 in in diameter and about 5 in Long. I don't know what kind of Mexican jumping beans are inside the piece of shit, but about 15 seconds with it on the medium setting, not even high, I am KO'd

#coffetalk

[AveryInked]

I really enjoy reading your posting style

Welcome To Posting Hon!

Well, since citizen 44 so kindly outed my geriatric age, with it comes wisdom and also a fuckload of experience with Forum trolling as I still remember when there wasn't an internet unlike some of these chirren we habe round these parts. Loooool.

Thanks bae. I will continue to try and impress, but I can't make any promises as my pimp might get mad if I get out of my cage without permission to use the computer since I'm typically drunk and or strung out and after my bedtime I need to be kenneled.
#mommywowimabiggirlnow

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I have videos for sale hehe. I can definitely do it, have proof.

Well fucketh you too. Lol.

My peepee is broked. Any gents want to come educate me on how to fix my own vagina? I don't know what I'll do without your help!?# f m l

[Anna Nikkole]

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Well fucketh you too. Lol.

My peepee is broked. Any gents want to come educate me on how to fix my own vagina? I don't know what I'll do without your help!?# f m l

Girl, sometimes a motherfucker needs to be pissed on #classic...


But fr my onlyfans is back almost to it's same amount. Fun fact, they see you in live motion and they come see you too. I would recommend you build that bank, the day you get your ID *cha ching*. It has helped me make almost 80k more in 2021 than 2020. Never be sorry about what we do. Some can't or won't do onlyfans. For those who do, why hate. Let's support each other!

I see you are like me, fuck a photo shop. You got a bright white smile like me, fuck a butter teeth. You are absolutely stunning. The hate will come unfortunately. And yes your posts are great.

I'm just blunt, and nothing fake about me. So I can appreciate some talent here in Coed. Welcome doll

[Ben Rhimene]

Anyone who shoots it out like in the porn videos I'm highly and incredibly dubious of in terms of how natural it is..

Hiya MG...You know I love you cuz you're the only member with longer posts than me...

There is a lady on this board who ABSOLUTELY is a geyser!!! NUMEROUS times in a session. I am 99% sure it is NOT anything I have done!!!

Another member w/o posted experience of that hit me in the face last month...all great but I do not know if I could recreate...

I think we have to accept a wide range of responses and accept the results.

[AveryInked]

Hiya MG...You know I love you cuz you're the only member with longer posts than me...

There is a lady on this board who ABSOLUTELY is a geyser!!! NUMEROUS times in a session. I am 99% sure it is NOT anything I have done!!!

Another member w/o posted experience of that hit me in the face last month...all great but I do not know if I could recreate...

I think we have to accept a wide range of responses and accept the results.

#facts and my point exactly

Has no one heard of kinsey and his research LOL

[JessieJane]

Was NOT at all I genuinely enjoyed your thread.

Never noticed any "Of ads" from you... etc.. but I will say there are no cheap Wevibes LOL... No photoshop here, butter teeth, or black ink all over cellulite over my tummy, legs etc.... anything but photos can be posted that are publicly listed thru google if it needs to be proved.



Never met you so my post was not vicious sweets towards you. Just don't let ppl use ur thread to promote their OF, also to violate their CONE OF SILENCE towards other members some of these females try to be slick. Not all welcomes are simply just to welcome, unfortunately. I am hardly online these days and I honestly did enjoy your thread.

[Panda9184]

THERES NO MAGIC BUTTON????? damn, what the fuck did i ordered last month then? it says 100% guarantee to work LUL.

But anyways, just with everything else, each woman's body is different in their own way. I have talk to woman that no matter how many tutorials and toys they tried (yes that includes the whole psychologically wanting to release) they just cant. There are some that can do it very often without trying to hard. Even if they can squirt, it doesn't mean that they can squirt during their session with you or during that time. Sometimes when it don't want to work, it just doesn't. There are factors that helps but all in all, if you are into it, you just have to hope that you get that encounter.

Whatever it is, most woman have an easier time achieving orgasm with someone they are familiar with and someone that knows their body so it likely something you have to work towards if the person say they can. it might take you a few session before it happens. You might be able to get one girl to orgasm because you jack hammer their pussy with your finger but that doesn't mean it works for all the ladies. So, try not to hurt them because they take care of your pee pee. And last i hear, a pussy can take a pounding but your pee pee cant.