There is NO MAGIC BUTTON!

[USAsoldier]

Not a fan of this activity. Never have, never will!

[AveryInked]

Not a fan of this activity. Never have, never will!

You can sit at my lunch table.

[kerwil]

I’ve always said that if a woman’s “squirting”, she’s pissing. I never cared for it and don’t wanna see it.

Some of y’all like getting pee’d on tho.....

[AveryInked]

I’ve always said that if a woman’s “squirting”, she’s pissing. I never cared for it and don’t wanna see it.

Some of y’all like getting pee’d on tho.....

Story time. Once I had a client who was long-term and over the years we became very close. He was bisexual and also pretty kinky and like to try new things all the time. I'm always down to learn new things and try new things and was super comfortable with him so, when he asked me if I would pee on him I agreed. 45 minutes before the appointment, I drank about 7000 oz of Gatorade and water. When I got to his house, he said to follow him into his bathroom where he had a very large jacuzzi style garden tub oh, and he was laying in it belly-up. He was a larger fellow oh, but there was still room for me to stand with one foot on either side of him. He didn't even want anything sexual at that time, he literally just wanted to be peed on and I'm the one and only he chose to do it so I felt like I had a big responsibility as if I failed, I might turn him off to it permanently and perhaps ruin a part of his sexuality that he may have otherwise enjoyed. I stood Above This motherfuker for 45 minutes and did everything I could including pray to the rain gods and do a Wiccan ritual and I could not pee no matter how hard I tried. We laughed it off and it was no big deal that I could not perform, and to make me still feel adequate he was kind enough to finish the session and have regular p in the v intercourse. As we always did, after his appointment we shared a cocktail and chat chatted for a little while before I had to get going and go see my next client. The second I hit my motherfuking car, my bladder felt like it was going to immediately burst into both flames and explode oh, and I immediately tried as hard as I could to pull over to almost anywhere with a bowl like surface that I could pee in. Nope. I had apparently had too much to drink as I couldn't even make it to a gas station or halfway to one for that matter before I pissed my pants in my car that had cloth seats. It was the most ridiculous shit and made me so mad I can't even begin to explain. It wasn't even that it was anything about being uncomfortable or not wanting to do it or not being hydrated or anything it was like my vagina, or rather my bladder and urethra, went on motherfuking strike and decided that I was not allowed to make an extra 200 roses that day. I know I just thread jacked my own thread, but I thought people might find it funny to hear that story as I know I laugh everytime I remember thinking about running into Walmart, 30 something years old, covered in piss like a child, trying to find something sexy to wear because I was on my way to an appointment!?:-) ffs

Moral of the story? Stay hydrated folks you never know when you have to pee on a motherfuker.

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Also sorry for the typos again guys talk to text on my phone is somewhat akin to afford a old immigrant trying to navigate the English language with a dictionary

[TemptationTammie]

I’m tired of this debate and the judgmental attitudes of those who are against it. I believe this topic comes up at least a couple of times a year.

A man usually cannot pee once turned on, same thing for a female.
Is there any pee in it, a small amount because it comes out through the same hole. Same as male ejaculate!

I will usually use the bathroom before a guy shows up to void liquid in my bladder. But if the guy hits it right, I will still squirt.
I’ve even squirted with only nipple play, a nipplegasm. This has been a rare occurrence, but the guys who have accomplished this, had not even touched me anywhere besides my nipples, so there was no pressure on the bladder, g-spot or clit.

[HarryC]

Story time. Once I had a client who was long-term and over the years we became very close. He was bisexual and also pretty kinky and like to try new things all the time. I'm always down to learn new things and try new things and was super comfortable with him so, when he asked me if I would pee on him I agreed. 45 minutes before the appointment, I drank about 7000 oz of Gatorade and water. When I got to his house, he said to follow him into his bathroom where he had a very large jacuzzi style garden tub oh, and he was laying in it belly-up. He was a larger fellow oh, but there was still room for me to stand with one foot on either side of him. He didn't even want anything sexual at that time, he literally just wanted to be peed on and I'm the one and only he chose to do it so I felt like I had a big responsibility as if I failed, I might turn him off to it permanently and perhaps ruin a part of his sexuality that he may have otherwise enjoyed. I stood Above This motherfuker for 45 minutes and did everything I could including pray to the rain gods and do a Wiccan ritual and I could not pee no matter how hard I tried. We laughed it off and it was no big deal that I could not perform, and to make me still feel adequate he was kind enough to finish the session and have regular p in the v intercourse. As we always did, after his appointment we shared a cocktail and chat chatted for a little while before I had to get going and go see my next client. The second I hit my motherfuking car, my bladder felt like it was going to immediately burst into both flames and explode oh, and I immediately tried as hard as I could to pull over to almost anywhere with a bowl like surface that I could pee in. Nope. I had apparently had too much to drink as I couldn't even make it to a gas station or halfway to one for that matter before I pissed my pants in my car that had cloth seats. It was the most ridiculous shit and made me so mad I can't even begin to explain. It wasn't even that it was anything about being uncomfortable or not wanting to do it or not being hydrated or anything it was like my vagina, or rather my bladder and urethra, went on motherfuking strike and decided that I was not allowed to make an extra 200 roses that day. I know I just thread jacked my own thread, but I thought people might find it funny to hear that story as I know I laugh everytime I remember thinking about running into Walmart, 30 something years old, covered in piss like a child, trying to find something sexy to wear because I was on my way to an appointment!?:-) ffs

Moral of the story? Stay hydrated folks you never know when you have to pee on a motherfuker.

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Also sorry for the typos again guys talk to text on my phone is somewhat akin to afford a old immigrant trying to navigate the English language with a dictionary

Sad waste of Goddess AveryInked's Golden Nectar.

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[johnniewalkerblack]

I don't care what it is. I just know then when I am with the lady, and she gets wet in that certain area, it just makes it feel that much better.

WAP! WAP! WAP!

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[AveryInked]

I’m tired of this debate and the judgmental attitudes of those who are against it. I believe this topic comes up at least a couple of times a year.

A man usually cannot pee once turned on, same thing for a female.
Is there any pee in it, a small amount because it comes out through the same hole. Same as male ejaculate!

I will usually use the bathroom before a guy shows up to void liquid in my bladder. But if the guy hits it right, I will still squirt.
I’ve even squirted with only nipple play, a nipplegasm. This has been a rare occurrence, but the guys who have accomplished this, had not even touched me anywhere besides my nipples, so there was no pressure on the bladder, g-spot or clit.

Well, I have never been in the co-ed section or even clicked on it until a couple days ago as I was nervous and shy. If this is a topic that has been beaten like a dead horse, I didn't know oh, and you certainly weren't required to make a comment if you didn't want to. I certainly wasn't trying to offend any ladies here in fact the opposite I was more trying to defend them as I did a social experiment with my quote weekend WAP challenge and learned that most men think that they can quote teach you how to squirt. I found that hilarious as I certainly don't try and teach men how to ejaculate LOL. You actually make my point even further, as I totally agree! Some women can definitely do this, and it's not some magic thing that can be taught with finesse and prayer. I wish I was able to do what you can, as I am a really hard sell when it comes to orgasm, even when alone. I can use the best vibrator in the world and sometimes no matter how long I wait or how hard I try or how free my mind is (please don't try and tell me this has something to do with "letting go blah blah" )... I still can't achieve full orgasm, or even get close. That doesn't mean I don't enjoy sex, because I certainly do, and can be completely fulfilled without orgasming from intercourse or even being eaten out or fingered. I love my nipples touched, but I definitely have never had a nipple gasm and think that's fucking awesome. Every woman is different just like every man oh, dog, plant, or any other living being . kinsey once found a woman who could basically orgasm by walking up and down stairs because it gave her enough clitoral stimulation to do so. I think part of mine uphill battle is that I get sensory overload and it's almost too much feels and I'm overwhelmed before I am able to orgasm. All of that being said, still no squirt squirt, and if I came across as saying personally that it's mostly urine oh, I should probably edit that to say that it's a lot of water a small amount of urine and an even smaller amount of female ejaculate. This isn't even opinion-based, this is literally science. And you're one hundred percent right about men not being able to pee once turned on or erect. It is an involuntary reflex that your body does to prepare you for intercourse so that the chances of reproduction are higher. Because edits Bottom Dollar, sex is for reproducing. We just like to have it a lot, and found out that it feels really good to LOLOLOL. Again, if this is a Topix it's debated that often I had no idea. All I know about the section of this page is my experiences from the last 72 hours or so oh, so please forgive me if I said the same 10 things that everyone else did before. I certainly didn't mean to offend anyone, and no one is required by any means to even click on my thread. Hopefully one day I can get to the point where I have the same Talent as you, but truthfully I don't think it's going to happen for me as I'm already a million years old#ancient

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I’m tired of this debate and the judgmental attitudes of those who are against it. I believe this topic comes up at least a couple of times a year.

A man usually cannot pee once turned on, same thing for a female.
Is there any pee in it, a small amount because it comes out through the same hole. Same as male ejaculate!

I will usually use the bathroom before a guy shows up to void liquid in my bladder. But if the guy hits it right, I will still squirt.
I’ve even squirted with only nipple play, a nipplegasm. This has been a rare occurrence, but the guys who have accomplished this, had not even touched me anywhere besides my nipples, so there was no pressure on the bladder, g-spot or clit.

Well, I have never been in the co-ed section or even clicked on it until a couple days ago as I was nervous and shy. If this is a topic that has been beaten like a dead horse, I didn't know oh, and you certainly weren't required to make a comment if you didn't want to. I certainly wasn't trying to offend any ladies here in fact the opposite I was more trying to defend them as I did a social experiment with my quote weekend WAP challenge and learned that most men think that they can quote teach you how to squirt. I found that hilarious as I certainly don't try and teach men how to ejaculate LOL. You actually make my point even further, as I totally agree! Some women can definitely do this, and it's not some magic thing that can be taught with finesse and prayer. I wish I was able to do what you can, as I am a really hard sell when it comes to orgasm, even when alone. I can use the best vibrator in the world and sometimes no matter how long I wait or how hard I try or how free my mind is (please don't try and tell me this has something to do with "letting go blah blah" )... I still can't achieve full orgasm, or even get close. That doesn't mean I don't enjoy sex, because I certainly do, and can be completely fulfilled without orgasming from intercourse or even being eaten out or fingered. I love my nipples touched, but I definitely have never had a nipple gasm and think that's fucking awesome. Every woman is different just like every man oh, dog, plant, or any other living being . kinsey once found a woman who could basically orgasm by walking up and down stairs because it gave her enough clitoral stimulation to do so. I think part of mine uphill battle is that I get sensory overload and it's almost too much feels and I'm overwhelmed before I am able to orgasm. All of that being said, still no squirt squirt, and if I came across as saying personally that it's mostly urine oh, I should probably edit that to say that it's a lot of water a small amount of urine and an even smaller amount of female ejaculate. This isn't even opinion-based, this is literally science. And you're one hundred percent right about men not being able to pee once turned on or erect. It is an involuntary reflex that your body does to prepare you for intercourse so that the chances of reproduction are higher. Because edits Bottom Dollar, sex is for reproducing. We just like to have it a lot, and found out that it feels really good to LOLOLOL. Again, if this is a Topix it's debated that often I had no idea. All I know about the section of this page is my experiences from the last 72 hours or so oh, so please forgive me if I said the same 10 things that everyone else did before. I certainly didn't mean to offend anyone, and no one is required by any means to even click on my thread. Hopefully one day I can get to the point where I have the same Talent as you, but truthfully I don't think it's going to happen for me as I'm already a million years old#ancient

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I’m tired of this debate and the judgmental attitudes of those who are against it. I believe this topic comes up at least a couple of times a year.

A man usually cannot pee once turned on, same thing for a female.
Is there any pee in it, a small amount because it comes out through the same hole. Same as male ejaculate!

I will usually use the bathroom before a guy shows up to void liquid in my bladder. But if the guy hits it right, I will still squirt.
I’ve even squirted with only nipple play, a nipplegasm. This has been a rare occurrence, but the guys who have accomplished this, had not even touched me anywhere besides my nipples, so there was no pressure on the bladder, g-spot or clit.

Well, I have never been in the co-ed section or even clicked on it until a couple days ago as I was nervous and shy. If this is a topic that has been beaten like a dead horse, I didn't know oh, and you certainly weren't required to make a comment if you didn't want to. I certainly wasn't trying to offend any ladies here in fact the opposite I was more trying to defend them as I did a social experiment with my quote weekend WAP challenge and learned that most men think that they can quote teach you how to squirt. I found that hilarious as I certainly don't try and teach men how to ejaculate LOL. You actually make my point even further, as I totally agree! Some women can definitely do this, and it's not some magic thing that can be taught with finesse and prayer. I wish I was able to do what you can, as I am a really hard sell when it comes to orgasm, even when alone. I can use the best vibrator in the world and sometimes no matter how long I wait or how hard I try or how free my mind is (please don't try and tell me this has something to do with "letting go blah blah" )... I still can't achieve full orgasm, or even get close. That doesn't mean I don't enjoy sex, because I certainly do, and can be completely fulfilled without orgasming from intercourse or even being eaten out or fingered. I love my nipples touched, but I definitely have never had a nipple gasm and think that's fucking awesome. Every woman is different just like every man oh, dog, plant, or any other living being . kinsey once found a woman who could basically orgasm by walking up and down stairs because it gave her enough clitoral stimulation to do so. I think part of mine uphill battle is that I get sensory overload and it's almost too much feels and I'm overwhelmed before I am able to orgasm. All of that being said, still no squirt squirt, and if I came across as saying personally that it's mostly urine oh, I should probably edit that to say that it's a lot of water a small amount of urine and an even smaller amount of female ejaculate. This isn't even opinion-based, this is literally science. And you're one hundred percent right about men not being able to pee once turned on or erect. It is an involuntary reflex that your body does to prepare you for intercourse so that the chances of reproduction are higher. Because edits Bottom Dollar, sex is for reproducing. We just like to have it a lot, and found out that it feels really good to LOLOLOL. Again, if this is a Topix it's debated that often I had no idea. All I know about the section of this page is my experiences from the last 72 hours or so oh, so please forgive me if I said the same 10 things that everyone else did before. I certainly didn't mean to offend anyone, and no one is required by any means to even click on my thread. Hopefully one day I can get to the point where I have the same Talent as you, but truthfully I don't think it's going to happen for me as I'm already a million years old#ancient

[Anna Nikkole]

I don't care what it is. I just know then when I am with the lady, and she gets wet in that certain area, it just makes it feel that much better.

WAP! WAP! WAP!

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And a gushy gushy gushy


I'm like this. When I squirt (usually with my wand) I cum so extremely hard I squirt. Yes I empty my bladder before, and a strong urge to empty it after. I just accepted that it's pee because it's a lot. Us women don't have semen
We cum a little. That slick or white stuff on your pole, yep, that's it. That's all we got the rest of it has to be something. And clean smelling when a woman drinks water, lots of water.

I'm a squirter, I use to be with fingers, but I don't allow fingering anymore. And honestly if the dick is good it can make you wet, but condoms dry it right the hell up. And no that isn't a invitation for bbfs. Condoms dry up period!

[someguy12]

Story time. Once I had a client who was long-term and over the years we became very close. He was bisexual and also pretty kinky and like to try new things all the time. I'm always down to learn new things and try new things and was super comfortable with him so, when he asked me if I would pee on him I agreed. 45 minutes before the appointment, I drank about 7000 oz of Gatorade and water. When I got to his house, he said to follow him into his bathroom where he had a very large jacuzzi style garden tub oh, and he was laying in it belly-up. He was a larger fellow oh, but there was still room for me to stand with one foot on either side of him. He didn't even want anything sexual at that time, he literally just wanted to be peed on and I'm the one and only he chose to do it so I felt like I had a big responsibility as if I failed, I might turn him off to it permanently and perhaps ruin a part of his sexuality that he may have otherwise enjoyed. I stood Above This motherfuker for 45 minutes and did everything I could including pray to the rain gods and do a Wiccan ritual and I could not pee no matter how hard I tried. We laughed it off and it was no big deal that I could not perform, and to make me still feel adequate he was kind enough to finish the session and have regular p in the v intercourse. As we always did, after his appointment we shared a cocktail and chat chatted for a little while before I had to get going and go see my next client. The second I hit my motherfuking car, my bladder felt like it was going to immediately burst into both flames and explode oh, and I immediately tried as hard as I could to pull over to almost anywhere with a bowl like surface that I could pee in. Nope. I had apparently had too much to drink as I couldn't even make it to a gas station or halfway to one for that matter before I pissed my pants in my car that had cloth seats. It was the most ridiculous shit and made me so mad I can't even begin to explain. It wasn't even that it was anything about being uncomfortable or not wanting to do it or not being hydrated or anything it was like my vagina, or rather my bladder and urethra, went on motherfuking strike and decided that I was not allowed to make an extra 200 roses that day. I know I just thread jacked my own thread, but I thought people might find it funny to hear that story as I know I laugh everytime I remember thinking about running into Walmart, 30 something years old, covered in piss like a child, trying to find something sexy to wear because I was on my way to an appointment!?:-) ffs

Moral of the story? Stay hydrated folks you never know when you have to pee on a motherfuker.

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Also sorry for the typos again guys talk to text on my phone is somewhat akin to afford a old immigrant trying to navigate the English language with a dictionary

FYI, I’ve enjoyed a “GOLDEN SHOWER“ back in the day…WAY BACK!! Hell, I was thinking about hitting up an agency on here who claims they indulge in those kind of fetishes. But it usually takes longer than 45 minutes for anything other than water to go through you that quickly. Unless you have a medical condition(WHICH I WOULD GET CHECKED IF YOU DID). Your body takes time to process liquids. I know you said Gatorade and water. THE GATORADE has to go through its process through you depending on how much water you drank with it. Trust me when I was doing GOLDEN SHOWERS. I would schedule them at least an hour and a half…. Give or take! Just to be ready when I show up.

[Ben Rhimene]

Some women can release fluid, largely composed of urine from the bladder, when they have intense orgasms and/or lose control of certain muscles.

Hiya MG!

Great stuff, although I challenge this part. Urine IS a component, at least in part due to the route, as Tammie noted. Proportion, tho, will vary, and thus use of "largely" is potentially misleading.

https://www.sciencealert.com/where-f...t-it-s-made-of

For those who skim.

For those looking deeper into the issue:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29285596/

[mathguy]

Moral of the story? Stay hydrated folks you never know when you have to pee on a motherfuker.

Lmao That was fucking funny "Never know when you might have to pee on a motherfucker" LOL hahaha

I’m tired of this debate and the judgmental attitudes of those who are against it. I believe this topic comes up at least a couple of times a year.

A man usually cannot pee once turned on, same thing for a female.
Is there any pee in it, a small amount because it comes out through the same hole. Same as male ejaculate!

I will usually use the bathroom before a guy shows up to void liquid in my bladder. But if the guy hits it right, I will still squirt.
I’ve even squirted with only nipple play, a nipplegasm. This has been a rare occurrence, but the guys who have accomplished this, had not even touched me anywhere besides my nipples, so there was no pressure on the bladder, g-spot or clit.

Agreed on all points Tammie

And yea we can't pee when aroused, not consciously anyway. Both men and women have a small structure, a sphincter muscle that stays contracted. When we "will" it to open the pathway from the bladder through the urethra is opened and urine can begin to flow.

There are gender differences of course. Men have a prostate for one. A prostate can cause a slight obstruction if enlarged in the urethral pathway making urination more difficult. Women have a slightly different structure that connects to the urethra and the muscle isn't quite as strong. In addition having children can weaken these further. This is why women more commonly have unwanted seepage or are unable to "hold it" like men.

However, neither gender can easily pee on command, if at all, while aroused. Yea, women do have a small amount of what we might call "cum".

This is the natural lubrication that Anna mentioned above which can become white colored or is clear and slippery.

Again though the amounts shown in many porn videos are practically laughable. It can be quite a lot but it isn't the amount of milky substance or cream that's in an actual cup of yogurt! When a woman is ovulating there will be far more lubrication. The consistency is very much like egg whites.

This woman for example is almost certainly fertile and ovulating (and yes that will get very creamy white if she were inserting something or having sex):



It's not 100% certain but anything like that, with such a thick egg-white style consistency, in a near constant, slow, dripping production is an example of a woman likely ovulating. That's not always true. Some women naturally have large amounts of lubricant. I had an ex that literally had to change panties at least twice a day, nearly every day, sometimes more. Our dogs loved to eat the groin out of those lmao. So much money wasted in panties. Haha.

Some women will squirt, or to be far more accurate, "leak", fairly abundant amounts of lubrication, urine, skene fluid, etc... It's not a big deal. Most of this is composed of water, amino acids, sugars, other enzymes, and so on. I suspect this has always been true and is only popular now due to the ubiquitouty of porn. As I said I earlier I believe it's likely that anyone who did that in the past kept it secret or suppressed it.

I mean, seriously, does anyone actually believe that in less than 1-2 generations there have been evolutionary mutations such that is now allows females to miraculously "squirt" more semen than a man? What exactly would be the evolutionary motive or advantage for such a change? In one to two generations? Haha. Ya gotta be kidding me. It's always been there with women. We just boast about it more now, we don't consider it "nasty" or taboo, so we are far more aware of it, in fact we even promote it now via porn.



Edit: Spelling fixes to my phone wanting to change prostate to prostrate for some reason.

[Ms.Athena]

I'm a gusher, creaming your fingers and pushing them out with a juices finish.
Now for golden showers, I have you lay down in the tub, I stand over you and aim for your bellybutton. Your free to.direct my stream where you crave it. With a full bladder I can write my name...lol

[AveryInked]

I'm a gusher, creaming your fingers and pushing them out with a juices finish.
Now for golden showers, I have you lay down in the tub, I stand over you and aim for your bellybutton. Your free to.direct my stream where you crave it. With a full bladder I can write my name...lol

Lol biatch i h8 uuuuu


Kidding. I literally spent last night trying as hard as I could to make every kind of different orgasm happen lol LOL. Nothing much ever comes out, and yesterday I drank six bottles of water so it wasn't shit to do with my hydration at this point and pH on fleek so I don't know what the fuck I did to my vajayjay to make it hurt so bad but she and I are on separate terms right now I guess. I also think that because of my history with having to take piss tests for medical reasons in front of 900 million different doctors nurses and random orderlies that my bladder is just sick and fucking tired of performing on cue lolol. No on a regular day during sex, I don't get really sticky wet, but I definitely am a creamer. Also, let's hear the truth ladies. Do you lick your own fingers when with a man? I totally do. I will finger the fuck out of myself and make it look like marshmallow cream on a bitch and then lick that shit straight up. It doesn't make me any more or less turned on, but I feel like the dudes like it and I'm the cerebral type in general and if a dude likes something that I'm doing I certainly like doing it. Within reason of course as if a guy likes me to put 9-foot Doc Johnson best toys up my asshole and pussy, ain't happening Jackson no matter how hard you try hahaha. Athena you got me straight jealous and laughing at the same time. I didn't know that was a thing. I want more ladies on this post so that I can feel your experiences and learn more about what is normal and what's not as I'm about as straight as a flag pole and don't know much about how other women's vaginas operate other than scientific fact. When you say you're a creamer with a juicy finish, do you mean like squirt? Or do you mean just a significant amount of regular wet? I noticed that when I have a super solid oh, I can leave a snail Trail 30 ft long for about 2 hours afterward, but it doesn't necessarily oh, how do I put it, come out of me whenever I come? I don't know how to explain it. It's definitely not squirting though as there is no 12 inch high piss rainbow shooting out of my twat. By the way LOL y'all are all cracking me up on this I love it thank you all for your Insight again as like I said earlier I just started being in coed so this is all new experiences to me as most of my experience is through my own sexuality or otherwise weird should I did in college # it wasn't an experiment

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However according to my last client and the comforter underneath, I definitely don't have a problem leaving a wet spot for somebody to sleep in LOL dying right now LOL LOL

[kytty]

#tmi but important for my personal argument... I completely agree on almost all points. Well it's not even that I disagree oh, it's that I personally am missing one of those glands that produces that lubrication. So no matter how healthy my vajayjay is, pH balance on fleek and everything working like a Swedish clock... I have half of the equipment required to produce lubricant from my vaginal area. In the past, men have equated this with their personal prowess or otherwise performance and I have explain to exactly three people(you know. The entire number of men ive slept with) that even if I'm completely turned on and "wet"....theres not a ton going on down there. Coconut oil is my bestie.

I totally agree about the vaginal Health part, though. Especially when you're talking about smell and taste. I will make the point though, that men have a similar equivalent in their ejackulate as your diet definitely affects the taste and smell of semen.

Basically.

You are what you eat. #lolz

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#deaddddddd

After a spittake, hats off. I lol'd

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Wait, when I laugh, my penis doesn't make any noise at all? How do you do that?!#Magic

Yes and if you eat fenugreek you will smell like maple syrup