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    There is NO MAGIC BUTTON!

    Ok...I tread on this subject lightly as to not hurt anyone's pride of prowess...but here's the the thing fellas:
    NOT ALL WOMEN SQUIRT, AND THE EJACULATE YOU ARE TASTING IS NOT CUM!

    I personally am NOT a squirter. I can be alone, with the love of my life, Ryan Gosling, my favorite client...anyone. There is nothing anyone, myself included, can do to make me spray like a hose when I orgasm.

    Some women, though, can. Those women are kickass for their talent, but at the same time calling a spade a spade, when measured...most of that 'squirt' is urine, water, and finally less that a teaspoon of female ejaculate (yes, that also exists).

    Both of things things are realities.

    Often I am asked if I can squirt, and when saying, "no, sorry man, I wish I could impress but really cannot," About 90% 0f the time, I'm met with a response similar to this:

    "You know...if you finger this this way and stimulate your clit that way and I do a native american rain dance while praying to the great vagina gods...you'll squirt"


    NOOOOOOOOOOO! This is so silly and ridiculous it hurts. A. Other than an ob/gyn....what about having a penis makes someone think they know more about a vagina than the person who owns it. B. THIS IS COMPLETELY FALSE! Similar to the myth that all women can cum from vaginal intercourse only, porn i believe has convinced men that they are vagina whisperers just waiting for them to come educate us on how to get off, inherently just knowing the secret formula that works the same for every female even though our bodies are both stimulated mentally and physically in different ways. C. SQUIRTING IN PORN ISNT EVEN FROM CUMMING. IT'S A CAMERA TRICK AND GENERALLY NOT EVEN A BODILY FLUID. (most of the time)

    So fellers, ladies, aliens, and spirit animals: THERE IS NO MAGIC BUTTON!

    Some of us can, and some of us cant. That doesn't make anyone any less or more of a good fuck...no matter what the internet tells you. LOL

    That being said, when with a provider who says its not something they can do...there are a minority that can and haven't experienced it yet. You have to find out at one point or another, right? However, if youre trying your best and hammering away at a lady and not getting any results...please kindly move along to the next activity. #yourehurtingme #totespeanutbutterandjealousofyouladieswhocan

    (SIDE NOTE: how wet you are also doesnt always indicate how attracted you are to a man and just like when gents have a little trouble with their soldier standing at attention...its probably nothing to with your skills, either. Genitalia can be a real dick sometimes. Pun definitely intended)

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    Quote Originally Posted by AveryInked View Post
    Ok...I tread on this subject lightly as to not hurt anyone's pride of prowess...but here's the the thing fellas:
    NOT ALL WOMEN SQUIRT, AND THE EJACULATE YOU ARE TASTING IS NOT CUM!

    I personally am NOT a squirter. I can be alone, with the love of my life, Ryan Gosling, my favorite client...anyone. There is nothing anyone, myself included, can do to make me spray like a hose when I orgasm.

    Some women, though, can. Those women are kickass for their talent, but at the same time calling a spade a spade, when measured...most of that 'squirt' is urine, water, and finally less that a teaspoon of female ejaculate (yes, that also exists).

    Both of things things are realities.

    Often I am asked if I can squirt, and when saying, "no, sorry man, I wish I could impress but really cannot," About 90% 0f the time, I'm met with a response similar to this:

    "You know...if you finger this this way and stimulate your clit that way and I do a native american rain dance while praying to the great vagina gods...you'll squirt"


    NOOOOOOOOOOO! This is so silly and ridiculous it hurts. A. Other than an ob/gyn....what about having a penis makes someone think they know more about a vagina than the person who owns it. B. THIS IS COMPLETELY FALSE! Similar to the myth that all women can cum from vaginal intercourse only, porn i believe has convinced men that they are vagina whisperers just waiting for them to come educate us on how to get off, inherently just knowing the secret formula that works the same for every female even though our bodies are both stimulated mentally and physically in different ways. C. SQUIRTING IN PORN ISNT EVEN FROM CUMMING. IT'S A CAMERA TRICK AND GENERALLY NOT EVEN A BODILY FLUID. (most of the time)

    So fellers, ladies, aliens, and spirit animals: THERE IS NO MAGIC BUTTON!

    Some of us can, and some of us cant. That doesn't make anyone any less or more of a good fuck...no matter what the internet tells you. LOL

    That being said, when with a provider who says its not something they can do...there are a minority that can and haven't experienced it yet. You have to find out at one point or another, right? However, if youre trying your best and hammering away at a lady and not getting any results...please kindly move along to the next activity. #yourehurtingme #totespeanutbutterandjealousofyouladieswhocan

    (SIDE NOTE: how wet you are also doesnt always indicate how attracted you are to a man and just like when gents have a little trouble with their soldier standing at attention...its probably nothing to with your skills, either. Genitalia can be a real dick sometimes. Pun definitely intended)

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    Averyinked you absolutely correct on all points. Thanks for your intelligent thoughts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HarryC View Post
    Averyinked you absolutely correct on all points. Thanks for your intelligent thoughts.

    Me? Correct on all points?

    Stop the fuckin' presses. It's a fuckin' miracle.

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    I've never considered squirting important for a women......actually just the opposite.

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    ......I enjoy Avery's swagger and look forward to more entertainment this lovely lady...........Butt, i still do secretly wish there was a magic butt'n........... and that I could push it multiple times in one afternoon....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AveryInked View Post
    Me? Correct on all points?

    Stop the fuckin' presses. It's a fuckin' miracle.

    I'm buying a lottery ticket.
    Good fucking luck with the lottery. Hope you win and remember me.

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    We don't have a button that says "push me" then the sprinkler comes on? You're breaking my heart over here....

    Well I agree it's 98%-99% piss. But I don't mind pissin on bad boys
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    Quote Originally Posted by cutngrass View Post
    ......I enjoy Avery's swagger and look forward to more entertainment this lovely lady...........Butt, i still do secretly wish there was a magic butt'n........... and that I could push it multiple times in one afternoon....
    Lelz. Thank ye, kind sir.

    Sadly my button must be broken, or otherwise I lost it somewhere with my virginity back in 1901. #ancient. Probably shaved it off with all that hair.
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    Avery makes some great points. Squirting is a phenomenon that has become more well known with the advent of the information age & ubiquitousness of porn.

    Some women can release fluid, largely composed of urine from the bladder, when they have intense orgasms and/or lose control of certain muscles.

    That said, yes, it might be very, very clear or even quite clean smelling. Not everyone has high levels of urea or uric acid that break down to the common ammonia smell we associate with urine.

    The bottom line is this is something that certain women have always done but many of them probably tried to suppress it as it would have been taboo. In fact, I have a hypothesis that this may in fact be why a great many women have never achieved a "full blown orgasm". Because they have have, subconsciously or not, suppressed a natural urge to 'let go'. This is very often why a woman can't orgasm as intensely in the beginning of a relationship as she can later on. Even if it's just the second, third, or fourth time having sex. B/c the most important thing is that she is completely comfortable with her partner.

    This is the one area where I'll agree with proponents of being able to "teach" women how to squirt. It's not about tapping into some mystical female orgasmic power. It's more about teaching her that she can allow herself to let go. To learn to be completely uninhibited. For example, not to worry if she "pisses the bed"....

    That being said, some women, much like Avery explains, simply won't ever be able to leak or squirt all over (not in a "totally natural" orgasmic way). Their body doesn't respond this way even with their most powerful orgasms.

    However, most women who have proper hormone levels and are properly aroused, as well as having good vaginal hygiene, and as such have a proper vaginal pH range, should at the very least produce significant vaginal lubrication at the right time. This will of course depend on arousal, hydration levels, time of month, age, hormones, pH of the vagina, even genetics. At times it simply won't get super wet. For some women they will get very wet quite often. Others not as much, or not as often, or as easily.

    Assuming proper hormones, age, arousal, and most importantly (as I've discussed many times), a proper acidic pH (3.5-4.1) with an abundant lactobacilli biota, the majority of women should at least get moist to one degree or another. And yet a great many won't ever naturally leak or squirt bladder or skene duct fluids. Uh uh.
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    One slight correction about the "button". Indeed there isn't a "magic button to press" as Anna and Avery have both pointed out.

    However, there is a mass of nerve endings that are part of the clitoral network typically concentrated on the anterior wall of the vaginal canal just behind the pubic bone. You can think of it as very roughly straight behind the clitoris (on the inside).

    The problem is some women have less of a nerve mass or this "g-spot" (typically a small nub of ribbed like flesh) barely exists. Or it doesn't produce the sensations other women feel. I provided a diagram somewhere a long time ago. If anyone can find that post feel free to link it.

    Even so, as Avery pointed out, g-spot or no g-spot, it doesn't mean all women, or even most, can squirt/leak fluid. I agree with her too, 90+% or more of "squirt porn" is so absolutely fake most of it is bordering on laughable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathguy View Post
    90+% or more of "squirt porn" is so absolutely fake most of it is bordering on laughable.
    I thought porn was intended as comic relief. Have I been laughing all these years inappropriately?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathguy View Post
    Avery makes some great points. Squirting is a phenomenon that has become more well known with the advent of the information age & ubiquitousness of porn.

    Some women can release fluid, largely composed of urine from the bladder, when they have intense orgasms and/or lose control of certain muscles.

    That said, yes, it might be very, very clear or even quite clean smelling. Not everyone has high levels of urea or uric acid that break down to the common ammonia smell we associate with urine.

    The bottom line is this is something that certain women have always done but many of them probably tried to suppress it as it would have been taboo. In fact, I have a hypothesis that this may in fact be why a great many women have never achieved a "full blown orgasm". Because they have have, subconsciously or not, suppressed a natural urge to 'let go'. This is very often why a woman can't orgasm as intensely in the beginning of a relationship as she can later on. Even if it's just the second, third, or fourth time having sex. B/c the most important thing is that she is completely comfortable with her partner.

    This is the one area where I'll agree with proponents of being able to "teach" women how to squirt. It's not about tapping into some mystical female orgasmic power. It's more about teaching her that she can allow herself to let go. To learn to be completely uninhibited. For example, not to worry if she "pisses the bed"....

    That being said, some women, much like Avery explains, simply won't ever be able to leak or squirt all over (not in a "totally natural" orgasmic way). Their body doesn't respond this way even with their most powerful orgasms.

    However, most women who have proper hormone levels and are properly aroused, as well as having good vaginal hygiene, and as such have a proper vaginal pH range, should at the very least produce significant vaginal lubrication at the right time. This will of course depend on arousal, hydration levels, time of month, age, hormones, pH of the vagina, even genetics. At times it simply won't get super wet. For some women they will get very wet quite often. Others not as much, or not as often, or as easily.

    Assuming proper hormones, age, arousal, and most importantly (as I've discussed many times), a proper acidic pH (3.5-4.1) with an abundant lactobacilli biota, the majority of women should at least get moist to one degree or another. And yet a great many won't ever naturally leak or squirt bladder or skene duct fluids. Uh uh.
    #tmi but important for my personal argument... I completely agree on almost all points. Well it's not even that I disagree oh, it's that I personally am missing one of those glands that produces that lubrication. So no matter how healthy my vajayjay is, pH balance on fleek and everything working like a Swedish clock... I have half of the equipment required to produce lubricant from my vaginal area. In the past, men have equated this with their personal prowess or otherwise performance and I have explain to exactly three people(you know. The entire number of men ive slept with) that even if I'm completely turned on and "wet"....theres not a ton going on down there. Coconut oil is my bestie.

    I totally agree about the vaginal Health part, though. Especially when you're talking about smell and taste. I will make the point though, that men have a similar equivalent in their ejackulate as your diet definitely affects the taste and smell of semen.

    Basically.

    You are what you eat. #lolz

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    Quote Originally Posted by DocHoliday View Post
    I thought porn was intended as comic relief. Have I been laughing all these years inappropriately?
    Wait, when I laugh, my penis doesn't make any noise at all? How do you do that?!#Magic
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    Quote Originally Posted by cutngrass View Post
    ......I enjoy Avery's swagger and look forward to more entertainment this lovely lady...........Butt, i still do secretly wish there was a magic butt'n........... and that I could push it multiple times in one afternoon....
    Sadly, my button must be broken I guess. Either that or I shaved it off with my hair back at the geriatric home I live at,# ancient

    Ty, kind sir, my swagger seems to get me in more trouble than its intended to most times looooool
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna Nikkole View Post
    We don't have a button that says "push me" then the sprinkler comes on? You're breaking my heart over here....

    Well I agree it's 98%-99% piss. But I don't mind pissin on bad boys
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