Me: What's up, copper.
Police Officer: Hi
Me: Would you like One of these or Both of these?
Police Officer: Both of what?
Me: Bophades Nuts
Police Officer: [tases both of my nuts]
Shout out to Shmafty for inspiration
Me: What's up, copper.
Police Officer: Hi
Me: Would you like One of these or Both of these?
Police Officer: Both of what?
Me: Bophades Nuts
Police Officer: [tases both of my nuts]
Shout out to Shmafty for inspiration
Baby, I'm Gonna Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine
Damn you, Schmafty. Just realized that Bophades isn't real. But this comic strip about Eminem from around the Millenium is real funny.
Baby, I'm Gonna Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine
A man is in the exam room at the ophthalmologist waiting for the eye doctor.
The doctor walks in, takes a look and says, "Well, sir, you're going to have to stop masturbating."
"Oh god, why is that?", asks the man.
Doctor sighs, "Because I'm trying to give you an eye exam."
Two nuns are riding bikes in an old town in France, and take a turn down an alley.
One nun says, "Oh, I’ve never come this way before!"
The other says, "Me neither, I think it’s the cobblestones!"
James
Loving life in Austin
I have pretty much a dry sense of humor VERY much like Ron White.
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Rudeness is the weak persons imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer
Supporting selfish people is a waste of time and energy! They will always find an excuse to blame you for their own mistakes!
― Lily Amis
As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Dont bother to brush it off. Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance. Having a sense of humor saves you.
James
Loving life in Austin
Some comics for yall today:
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An old bull and a young bull were out grazing when they topped a ridge and saw a whole herd of cows in the valley. The young bull got all excited and said, “let’s run down there and fuck a cow!” The old bull swallowed the grass he was munching, looked down at the cows, slowly turned to the young bull and said, “I have a better idea. Let’s stroll down there and fuck them all”
Clitoris Connoisseur
Baby, I'm Gonna Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine
James
Loving life in Austin
Ask about any of my past encounters.
Rudeness is the weak persons imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer
Supporting selfish people is a waste of time and energy! They will always find an excuse to blame you for their own mistakes!
― Lily Amis
As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Dont bother to brush it off. Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance. Having a sense of humor saves you.
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