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    Next time some one compliments your Nose....


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    Digital underground knew this decades ago..:

    People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
    That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
    Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
    But ya can't get near me
    I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, be
    All the girls they adore me
    Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
    'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
    My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
    Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
    I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
    Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large

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    O.M.G. I get it now!!

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    Verified Hobbyist BCD Ben Rhimene's Avatar
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    So who drew the short straw and had to stretch all the cadaver cocks and then whip out a ruler? Might be time to consider a different career path...

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    Im not changing my mind Ben..no deposit no date stop hating.

    ...I Hate to assume your nasty remark about a different career path?
    EITHER
    a.) Teeny weenies might get offended if they read that?.
    Nope had 3 today. .lol..& a borderline one visiting my 3 holes tomorrow.
    So no careers fine there
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    b.) Im a f*ghag?
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    c.) Guys lost their erection because I linked them to a gay site?
    It was for Humor & quite frankly if someone is that stiff & conservative that's no fun!
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    Verified Hobbyist BCD Ben Rhimene's Avatar
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    No hate here. My comment had to do with the poor souls who measure cadaver cocks for "research" and nothing more.

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    Your so right & oh what a relief SIGH those poor souls are girly..gay men well some any way or strictly medical so it's perfectly fine! Lol

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    wow interesting!

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