Handles That You Wish You’d Thought Of Sooner

[Guest 051123-1]

There are any number of awesome provider and monger handles out there. But what are some you haven’t seen that you wish you would have thought of sooner?

(1) Guy: Hugh Jorgan
(2) Lady: Connie Lingus.

Discuss.

[DamienJordan99]

When I first signed up here, I was going to put for my username what they say you're pornstar name would be: name of the 1st pet you had growing up that you really loved and the name of the street you grew up on. That would have lead to Chunky El Paso, which looking at it now leads me to believe that I should have done that instead lol 😆

[Merry Minx]

When I first signed up here, I was going to put for my username what they say you're pornstar name would be: name of the 1st pet you had growing up that you really loved and the name of the street you grew up on. That would have lead to Chunky El Paso, which looking at it now leads me to believe that I should have done that instead lol 😆

Chunky El Paso is brilliant. I keep giggling, lol.

[himon_liekki]

Girth Brooks

[Berry Skyes]

Man, I really want to contribute some utter brilliance to this thread but my inner wordsmith seems to be sipping champagne on a tropical island somewhere. I’ve got nothing... so this is my following dot.

Great thread CM

[pointcharge]

Chevy Gapes always makes me laugh more than it should.

[Peter Gozinya]

Before I ended with my handle, it was a battle between PG or Phil Mybols

[MaskedMarauder]

For a provider: Kamala Swalla

[bosac]

Guy: Mike Roch
Girl: Lucy Fur

[Precious_b]

My friend wanted to call a strip club he wishes he'd have opened Leave It To Beaver.

[James T Kirk]

When I signed up on "E" was going to go with Vagetarian. Decided a regular name would work better for texting. If I started over it would be Peter Porkher for a lady Dictriloquist

[Threeholeking]

Clint Beastwood
Willie B. Hardigan
But after careful consideration I selected the perfect name for me...THREEHOLEKING!!!

[Jefferson Starfish]

...how Jefferson Starfish has worked out for me so far, so no regrets on that.

I have seen a "Ringo Starfish" handle recently that I thought was cool af. I think I could have made some hay with that handle on the same butthole pervert tip that JS is known for. I'm definitely jelly of that one, for sure, along with "Threeholeking". I gotta say that "colonellingus" is pretty goddamned clever, too.

Late in the game, I had to dip out of eccie for a minute and deactivate my JS handle there due to RW drama. After the dust had settled, I came back onto eccie as "Boss Dickwood". I did manage to put a few reviews down under that handle before that place crapped out. It was definitely a cool handle and I do miss it.

The migration from eccie to oh2 allowed for a much welcomed revival of the "Jefferson Starfish" handle, and that's a good thing.



Good thread!

Peace, Love, and #BHILF

JS

[Texson]

Tongue Puncher as in I am going to punch your butthole with my tongue.

2PumpChump a good way to set expectations low so when I last 50 pumps it's an accomplishment. LOL

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

One of the characters in a story written by the Marquis de Sade was called Bum Cleaver, a man who enjoyed sodomizing young men. Wonder if he was related to Beaver Cleaver.