Handles That You Wish You’d Thought Of Sooner

[Guest 051123-1]

There are any number of awesome provider and monger handles out there. But what are some you haven’t seen that you wish you would have thought of sooner?

(1) Guy: Hugh Jorgan
(2) Lady: Connie Lingus.

Discuss.

[DamienJordan99]

When I first signed up here, I was going to put for my username what they say you're pornstar name would be: name of the 1st pet you had growing up that you really loved and the name of the street you grew up on. That would have lead to Chunky El Paso, which looking at it now leads me to believe that I should have done that instead lol 😆

[Merry Minx]

When I first signed up here, I was going to put for my username what they say you're pornstar name would be: name of the 1st pet you had growing up that you really loved and the name of the street you grew up on. That would have lead to Chunky El Paso, which looking at it now leads me to believe that I should have done that instead lol 😆

Chunky El Paso is brilliant. I keep giggling, lol.

[himon_liekki]

Girth Brooks

[Berry Skyes]

Man, I really want to contribute some utter brilliance to this thread but my inner wordsmith seems to be sipping champagne on a tropical island somewhere. I’ve got nothing... so this is my following dot.

Great thread CM

[pointcharge]

Chevy Gapes always makes me laugh more than it should.

[Texson]

Tongue Puncher as in I am going to punch your butthole with my tongue.

2PumpChump a good way to set expectations low so when I last 50 pumps it's an accomplishment. LOL

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

One of the characters in a story written by the Marquis de Sade was called Bum Cleaver, a man who enjoyed sodomizing young men. Wonder if he was related to Beaver Cleaver.

[BobbyBexar]

To be fair these are just some of my favorite sexually explicit names.
Dr. Fill
Neal Anblohmi
Shea Vesscocc
Lou Saas
Haywood Jablomey
Oliver Klosav
Tara Ollenherr
Mike Oksaard
Justin Hurrasol
Eilleen Ulicht
Ivanna Haafsechs
Phillup Ermuph
P. Nusehnvee

[Mike.Oxencider]

I modestly say I'm pretty proud of my handle.

[AlexandraSand]

Wanda Nevada- I like this character in that movie.
Angie Dickinson - movie star, but I like her name.
Marquise de Sade, as reminded by Lovinglifeinaustin :)

[JohnnyWadd]

My ex wife was 13 years older than
me.

When I met her ex (dealing with his kids)
He later asked WTH she saw in a guy
so young. (I was 22 and she was 35).

She decided to mess with him and she
told him, well it's because he has such
a huge dick.
Next time I saw him he started calling
me Johnny "Fucking" Wadd. After the
John Holmes "private dick" character.
After that the name kinda stuck.

It's always funny to see who recognizes
the nom-de-porn. I've been surprised
many times. Mostly by women.
:D

[Jefferson Starfish]

Upgrayedd - with the double "D" on the end that stands for that double-dose of pimpin'.



Peace, Love, and #BHILF

JS

[Berry Skyes]

Ive caught wind of a new gal who’s handle I’m super jealous of: NOVA CANE

Good golly miss molly why didn’t I think of that???! Brilliant!!! She’s hawwwwt as well.

Well done Miss Cane. Bravo!

[Goodtogo2407]

I’m thinking I should have gone with Richard Slinger