What's the prize for the winner?
A title?
What criteria makes a hobbyist eligible for such title? Wouldn't the ladies know best since we're the ones interacting with them? Reviews don't mean much when the guys stretch the truth sometimes, and as far as etiquette, punctuality, hygiene, amongst other things that would make a hobbyist a great hobbyist.. Only the ladies would know these things. And we all have a different lineup of regulars.
The only title that could be given here is who takes the cake for seeking the most clout on the site.