Thank goodness for wifi in the slammer! I landed on Santa's naughty list in a big way! All I want this year is BAIL MONEY!
Nonetheless, I'd be remiss not to send CHRISTMAS CHEER to EACH and EVERY one of you.
Thank goodness for wifi in the slammer! I landed on Santa's naughty list in a big way! All I want this year is BAIL MONEY!
Nonetheless, I'd be remiss not to send CHRISTMAS CHEER to EACH and EVERY one of you.
Last edited by GlockATX; 12-24-2020 at 11:59 PM.
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I know Travis Co. is releasing persons charged with felonies back on the street just as quick as the jail can process them out but providing wi-fi internet service to those folks while they are waiting to be released??? What’s next, limousine transportation back to their homeless camp setup next to LE headquarters?
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Is the Christmas Eve Infractions Massacre an annual, holiday tradition around here? Or do I just have a special place in [Redacted's] heart?
Warden [Redacted] keeps insisting I comply with his serving "Blue Toast" in the cell block's shower stalls for Christmas breakfast! I don't think I have an appetite for him. Can I claim a religious exemption?!
No bail money needed; you will be out next week. Santa landed on my roof last night w/o permission thus violating my air rights of home ownership and apologized he had no wrapped gift for me. However, he told me this year the most popular gift is something called a ' pardon.' Since Santa was out of paperwork ( all used up on the east coast as he traversed the time zones of the world) he did make a phone call to his buddy who stays locally in a Mansion near the courts here in Austin occasionally. This man was able to arrange for a state pardon and he dated it to 2016 as well! Anything you did naughty the last four years will be forgiven and all records expunged.Originally Posted by GlockATX
Thank goodness for wifi in the slammer! I landed on Santa's naughty list in a big way! All I want this year is BAIL MONEY! Nonetheless, I'd be remiss not to send CHRISTMAS CHEER to EACH and EVERY one of you.
Merry Christmas and enjoy the new year
Thank ya, KosherCowboy. And a Happy Hanukkah to you, kind sir!No bail money needed; you will be out next week. Santa landed on my roof last night w/o permission thus violating my air rights of home ownership and apologized he had no wrapped gift for me. However, he told me this year the most popular gift is something called a ' pardon.' Since Santa was out of paperwork ( all used up on the east coast as he traversed the time zones of the world) he did make a phone call to his buddy who stays locally in a Mansion near the courts here in Austin occasionally. This man was able to arrange for a state pardon and he dated it to 2016 as well! Anything you did naughty the last four years will be forgiven and all records expunged.
Merry Christmas and enjoy the new year
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