Results 1 to 9 of 9

Thread: Elf fantasy: not Santa’s but Tolkien’s

  1. #1
    Verified Hobbyist BCD 3daygetaway's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2018
    Posts
    811

    Elf fantasy: not Santa’s but Tolkien’s

    Anyone else think elves are sexy? Every time I see/hear “elf” around the holidays, my mind goes to sexy elf maidens with pointy ears, alabaster skin, and long, lean bodies adorned with silk and swords.

    Anyone else? Do we have any cosplay providers?
    HWP, white guy, mid 40s, handsome and charming

  2. #2
    The "Guide" In Black ® Mokoa's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    San Antonio
    Posts
    7,354




    "Don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Get the hell out of the race car if you've got feathers on your legs or butt. Put a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up there and eat that candy ass."

    Dale Earnhardt

    9/11 Memorial


  3. #3
    Verified Hobbyist BCD dodger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2019
    Location
    north west austin
    Posts
    1,793
    always thought tinkerbelle was kinda hot. do fairies count?
    A provider standing in the shadows once said: "I just can't do civvie sex. I'm too fucking spoiled!" (truth)

    For ladies who can’t be bothered reading profiles: … old guy … long hair and full beard … not a stud muffin … not every woman’s dream … but polite ... very, very gfe, smooching, cuddling ... more smooching

  4. #4
    Verified Hobbyist BCD 3daygetaway's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2018
    Posts
    811
    Quote Originally Posted by dodger View Post
    always thought tinkerbelle was kinda hot. do fairies count?
    Heck yeah, they count!
    HWP, white guy, mid 40s, handsome and charming

  5. #5
    Verified Hobbyist BCD Sirmistergentle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2019
    Location
    Central TX
    Posts
    993
    Quote Originally Posted by dodger View Post
    always thought tinkerbelle was kinda hot. do fairies count?
    Love the elven and fairy cosplay. On my last trip to Disney, there was this tiny and hot little 20-something spinner who was playing the Tinkerbelle character... I felt so dirty. But, so hot.
    SMG

    Vaccinated, P411 Verified, 5'7" Hispanic, always a fan of: GFE, PSE, CW, LFK, DFK, Nuru, Dirty talk, Role play, Greek, photo and video shoots

  6. #6
    Verified Hobbyist BCD mathguy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2018
    Location
    ATX
    Posts
    2,055
    Yep! I think it has to do with the lore around elves, specifically Tolkien lore no less. I'm a huge Tolkien fan as it turns out

    Tolkien saw all elves (the various races) as chosen, favored, the most beautiful of all Eru's creations. Eru is the equivalent of the "Christian God" in Middle Earth lore.

    If you're a Tolkien academic you've undoubtedly read about it through the massive creation myths of Arda (the world of Middle Earth) in The Silmarillion or The Histories of Middle Earth and the Book of Lost Tales anthologies. Tolkien himself identified in an allegorical sense with hobbits but the creation myths make it very obvious that all elves were the most beautiful and favored of Eru's children.

    I think those are the major reasons they appear so sexy in most settings: books, models, toys, video games, movies...
    -MG

  7. #7
    Verified Hobbyist BCD InTheWind's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2020
    Posts
    123
    Hell, I just think it’d be sexier than Aphrodite to bang a pointed ear wrench. Elf, daemon, Vulcan it doesn’t matter... just no pink hair...
    Clitoris Connoisseur

  8. #8
    Verified Hobbyist BCD mathguy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2018
    Location
    ATX
    Posts
    2,055
    Quote Originally Posted by InTheWind View Post
    Hell, I just think it’d be sexier than Aphrodite to bang a pointed ear wrench. Elf, daemon, Vulcan it doesn’t matter... just no pink hair...
    But..... pink hair is so awesome bro
    -MG

  9. #9
    Verified Hobbyist BCD dodger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2019
    Location
    north west austin
    Posts
    1,793
    Quote Originally Posted by InTheWind View Post
    just no pink hair...
    clearly you haven't seen pics of sweet.ally.green.eyes in her pink wig ... or you would be craving her and her wig ... though i admit ... woman's pics are sensational regardless of topping
    A provider standing in the shadows once said: "I just can't do civvie sex. I'm too fucking spoiled!" (truth)

    For ladies who can’t be bothered reading profiles: … old guy … long hair and full beard … not a stud muffin … not every woman’s dream … but polite ... very, very gfe, smooching, cuddling ... more smooching

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •