Let's keep political topics out of these forums.Originally Posted by InTheWind
There are plenty of places on the Internet for political discussions. OH2 is not one of them.
Let's keep political topics out of these forums.
There are plenty of places on the Internet for political discussions. OH2 is not one of them.
"Don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Get the hell out of the race car if you've got feathers on your legs or butt. Put a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up there and eat that candy ass."
Dale Earnhardt
9/11 Memorial
An older lady that i had a crush on made me laugh at work when she said
"Better late than pregnant"
So that one stuck with me and is worth sharing.
Another one that kindof goes along with the theme and with the fun we all enjoy ��
"Smooth as a dolphin and twice as wet"
Im sure that one will get used & i hope to meet the providers who can provide such an experience ��
Almost forgot my favorite Confucious quote!
"Its not as good to meet a girl in the park as it is to park your meat in the girl"
And if course,
"Rock out with your cock out"
And for the ladies,
"Jam out with your clam out"
" I wouldn't touch him,even if he had a ten-foot pole"
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"Remember, without eternal vigilance it can happen here!"
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Love me some Joe Bob Briggs since I read his column in the San Antonio Light (wondering how many boobs were in his latest review.)
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A hard man is good to find.
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“If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.” - Mario Andretti
"Don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Get the hell out of the race car if you've got feathers on your legs or butt. Put a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up there and eat that candy ass."
Dale Earnhardt
9/11 Memorial
Give me ambiguity or give me something else! ~ Unknown
Ask about any of my past encounters.
Rudeness is the weak persons imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer
Supporting selfish people is a waste of time and energy! They will always find an excuse to blame you for their own mistakes!
― Lily Amis
As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Dont bother to brush it off. Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance. Having a sense of humor saves you.
In EVERY encounter somebody is getting PLAYED...It's just up to YOU to decide WHO it's going to be - Vanilla Gorilla
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I always keep this quote in mind when someone tells me a story that involves conflict
"It's a mighty thin slice of ham that doesn't have two sides"
Ourselves are fate - (Herman Melville)
You can't get a thoroughbred from two jackasses - (my mother)
James
Loving life in Austin
Ask about any of my past encounters.
Rudeness is the weak persons imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer
Supporting selfish people is a waste of time and energy! They will always find an excuse to blame you for their own mistakes!
― Lily Amis
As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Dont bother to brush it off. Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance. Having a sense of humor saves you.
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