Event/Reactions

[proteus317]

Event: the Dotard farts.

Reactions:
CNN - apples, oranges, and bananas do not fart.
MSNBC - POTUS launches chemical attack on his own citizens.
Spicer - biggest, best fart of all time. And, it smelled like roses. And, it made a rainbow, the biggest best rainbow of all time. The rainbow included colors never seen before. I was blinded, and cried, because of its beauty.
FN - POTUS solves Nitrogen, Hydrogen, etc. shortages single-handedly.
OH2 - POTUS did not shart: another glorious win for the GPOAT.

[gfejunkie]

Event: Mueller farts

Reaction:
Liberals get a hard on

[proteus317]

Event: Mueller farts

Reaction:
Liberals get a hard on

Event: Mueller farts

Reaction:
Dotard sharts.

[haveacold1atx]

Event: Mueller farts

Reaction:
Liberals get a hard on

Mueller: (farts)
Liberals: (chuckling) Oh dear!
Meuller: (chuckling) Yeah, that was a smelly one.
(chuckling stops, somber faces resume)
Liberals: So, how goes the defense of the constitution, rule of law, and American democracy.
Mueller: Republicans keep throwing themselves in front of the train to protect the Coward Traitor.
Mueller and Liberals: (sighs)

[gfejunkie]

Event: Obama farts

Reaction:

The deep state and the media go into high gear to cover it up.

#SPYGATE

[haveacold1atx]

Event: Obama farts

Reaction:

The deep state and the media go into high gear to cover it up.

#SPYGATE

Ahh, yes, the "Deep State". That fantasy that consevatards fall back on when their pride is hurt and losing the narrative.

[gfejunkie]

Ahh, yes, the "Deep State". That fantasy that consevatards fall back on when their pride is hurt and losing the narrative.

Make that an event - reaction (on topic) and I'll respond to it. BTW, you go around in here dropping the "tard" bomb and yssup will hit the Report Post button on you. Then I'll have to come back and chastise you.

[proteus317]

Event: Obama farts

Reaction:

The deep state and the media go into high gear to cover it up.

#SPYGATE

Event: Obama farts

Reaction: Dotard takes credit for it and claims it is the biggest, best fart OF ALL TIME!!

#alternativefacts