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    Why the Cowboys cannot win a game.

    Why why why why why do they suck so much? Other shitty teams are winning games. Example: the Eagles tonight. They won. Ezekiel Elliott is fucking overrated. He keeps fumbling the ball and giving the other team free points when he fumbles. What does he have? Little girls' hands? Butterfingers? Afraid the ball will bite him? Yes there is a way to fix his fumbling problem. Don't let him play. https://www.nfl.com/news/cowboys-eze...bling-problems Sunday after he fumbled and he got pulled out of the huddle, the offense was getting somewhere and moving the sticks and then they put Ezekiel back in.
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    It's obvious to me that too many fouls caused by excessive celebrations are the REAL culprit here.

    Plus we gotta get rid of that THREE PUMP CHUMP!
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    Everyone that paid is loafing around or Injured.

    I don’t mind if we lose the rest of the games and pick up Trevor Lawrence.

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    That was sad Sunday. They scored FG and nothing else. Why does Ezekiel fumbles so much? He is a running back: hold on to the ball, protect it, and run. That ball won't bite his hands.

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    Cowboys should not lose to Phillys tonight.

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    Stop the disrespect they like to be called the Cowgirls so please respect their choice 😤

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodhumping View Post
    Stop the disrespect they like to be called the Cowgirls so please respect their choice ��
    The Cowgirls are leading 16-7 against the Vikings.

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    Its not like the vikings record is much better than cowgirls

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    Win it today, Cowgirls!

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    Looks like their chances to get into playoff is pretty good right now. Who would have figured.

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