FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle. I know....been there.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the jerks name. Engraved in my mind forever.
3. If you help someone when they’re in trouble, they will remember you when they’re in trouble again. Especially in the Hobby World.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them. Heard Dat!!!
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk. Nor Pussy