Don’t shake hands with anyone this month!

[Capital_G]

Don’t shake hands with anyone this month!!!! #wanker #diddle

[Guest 051123-1]

“We gave reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.” - Lily Tomlin

[BigGuy13]

I thought that was every month?

[Sin.di.vine]

Big guy ..made me laugh out loud!!!

[Bush Pilot]

From Wikipedia:

National Masturbation Day, also known as International Masturbation Day and in Britain and Australia as "Wankers Day", is an annual event celebrated on May 28, to protect and celebrate the right to masturbate. The first National Masturbation Day was observed May 14, 1995, after sex-positive retailer Good Vibrations declared the day in honor of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who was fired in 1994 by President Bill Clinton for suggesting masturbation be part of the sex education curriculum for students.

International Masturbation Day has since been expanded to include the entire month of May as International Masturbation Month.

Am I the only one who finds it most ironic that Jocelyn Elders was fired by the President who shot his man-goo all over the "Devil with the Blue Dress on"?

'Course, I'm sure he fired her only because he "caved" to politically influential prudes who expressed great offense at her proposal.

[Randyredhead]

I was sitting at my desk, doing real world job stuff on the laptop, when I switched over to this site to see what's up.

I saw this post.

I fell out of my seat with laughter.

Thanks Capital G.

[Capital_G]

I was sitting at my desk, doing real world job stuff on the laptop, when I switched over to this site to see what's up.

I saw this post.

I fell out of my seat with laughter.

Thanks Capital G.

You are most welcome, my dear!