Client: My wife is GREAT!
Me: Are you trying to convince me or yourself?
After you've given me a sizable 'gift'
know that I'm the GREAT La Favorita right now!
I'm the MAGNIFICENT!!!!
Now, go and get your butt in the shower ....
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Advice: Guys, leave your wife out of this.