I won’t give away his age as the numerous spankings would affect his ability to sit.
He is a gent in good standing who stimulates the local economy with mass gatherings of ladies as evidenced by his reviews (him taking on either 5 or 6 ladies) at a time. Of course he takes one one on one as well but...
He should be on the hobby Wheaties box hall of fame and he calls them as he sees them. Certainly like the neighborhood MILF’s and GILF’s. He loves the mature women with skeeeeells...
Sir CoverMe seems to keep a lot of ladies happy and has my vote for most likely to die while hobbying. Time will tell once he gets buried close to Jim Morrison in France.
Hope he celebrated today in style.
Cheers!
SF