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    I’ll give it a shot. I hope this works and gives you a chuckle. It’s my best & go-to joke in a pinch.

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    That one's funny regardless how many times I've heard it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yourdesire View Post
    That one's funny regardless how many times I've heard it.
    Well....hell!!! I know I stole it from someone a long time ago, but I’ve never once had anyone else tell it to me in all these years. So I’ve always felt like it was my “sure thing” for jokes. Oh well....I tried.

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    Awww Ruben don't feel bad. I was a bartender and I had a Dad that told lots of jokes so of course in turn I've heard a lot of jokes. Here is a video on YouTube that will crack you up
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